By most accounts, Fergie is really sexy, until you get up close and notice she’s a complete mess. Tired, gray hair, sagging leathery skin. So, in other words, she’s pretty, until you see her. Like in these pictures of her in Notting Hill over the weekend. In that banner picture she looks like a bullfrog that someone tried to dress cool for a kids poster telling you to Get Lost In a Book.
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I don't care if she's gotta face that looks like it starred in Critters; I'd send me penis spelunking in every inch of her ass.
Jowels are the new black.
I've beaten off to better when I visit my Mawmaw at the nursing home.
Whatever she's got, I hope they have antibiotics for it
shes trying out for the film version of the new zoo review. the frog part.
yodalicious
Her agent must have got her those Ray Ban Safety Glasses to keep her from poking her eye out with her salad fork.
She's just a product of evolution…chipmunk cheeks and pelican pouch provide extra food storage for either hard times or an impending ice age…
She does resemble Ruprecht a little there huh, Cock?
…I mean that guy… up there ^ not my Cock… I don't talk to my own Cock directly… at least, not usually… and his name's not just "Cock" anyway when I do.
She needs to get back on the meth and smoke off some of that fucking neck fat.
Seeing Fergie up close makes me wish just once a celebrity would wear larger eyeglasses…I think Barnum and Bailey has a spare set for her…
Eesh. Kermitlicious.
She is a 45 footer…….looks great from 45 feet away, any closer and eewwwwww
I just threw up a little
Boy George wants his hat back.
She has the alcoholic face bloat, less booze more meth.
Eesh. Kermitlicious.
Agreed. Those bullfrog-like jowls have given me a thirst for a Budweiser.
Ah cool, I love Kirstie Alley!
cute from afar but far from cute
at 10 pm shes a 1 , at 1am shes a 10!
She has always had a tenth round swollen boxer's face.
RONTFLMFAO!!!!!!
What do you call your cock, TIP? I call my sweater puppies Manny and JoJo. I call my velvet goldmine , creatively enough, Velvet Goldmine.