HEF TALKS ABOUT HOLLY, GND

Hugh Hefner is speaking out for the first time about his split from his main girlfriend, "Girls Next Door" star Holly Madison.  Us magazine says…

"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly," Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com.  After the break-up, "I was road kill a couple of weeks ago," he said.  One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children.  "We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," he said. "She became very depressed."

I don’t really care about this either, because everything Hef said was on Tyler (exclusively) three weeks ago. (I also beat TMZ by a day about the breakup, despite what they say here)  But this does present an opportunity to post the first naked pictures of his new twin girlfriends, candid’s taken at the mansion.  They’re not super beautiful, but Hef is 82 and he's sticking it to 19-year-old twins.  Here’s a complete list of people cooler than Hugh Hefner:

1. Batman