TMZ has some video up today (HERE) showing Holly Madison outside of a club last night, talking to the paparazzi about nothing in particular, but then at the end she confirms that she is no longer dating Hugh Hefner. Which leaves me in the awkward position of attempting to brag about having an exclusive (THIS ONE) without sounding like a total self-serving fag. I almost wish she had said it wasn’t true, they were still together, that way I could just pretend I never said it. Like Perez does. In related news, a very pleased young lady confirmed last night that my penis is humongous.
I confirm I couldn't give a shit about this broad unless her legs are spread open in front of me.
Mario is too busy getting his twig smoked to care about being wrong.
We gots yo back, B.
i never read perez.
way too juvenile.
Feel free to never ever mention Perez here again, unless it's his obituary. Thanks.
I confirm I couldn't give a shit about this broad unless her legs are spread open in front of me.
Not even then for me. Now go and find the shots of the wardrobe malfunction Salma Hayek had on that show B
THIS KIND OF EXCLUSIVE MAKES ME WANT TO SKIP AROUND THE OFFICE.
Perez Hilton is proof that all gay guys are not good looking or dress well.
ohm.
You sir, have just hit the nail on the head.
Remember when Durden was funny and not just an excuse to post pictures of hot women and the gossip about them? What happened to actually making fun of celebs instead of just throwing a shitty punchline at the end about jerking off?
Durden sir…you have disgraced yourself. You've become no better than Perez.
Considering the fact the Peniz is merely a gay Madden wannabe with a Telestrator fetish and none of the specialized knowledge of his chosen field ala Madden, B would have to become far less funny and biting to stoop to such a level…however, it appears that some posters can now be classified as wannabe Peniz posters…
Perez could never pull off the Turducken though, Rick. Only Madden and his giant sausage fingers could dive into one of those on national TV and get away with it.
Didnt you write almost exactly the saem thing the other day Logjammin?
He had it saved in Notepad, Rem.
Who the fuck is the guy in coke dealer uniform black to the left? Nelson's new drummer?
"I can't invite people because Hef and I aren't together…."
As if that ever mattered….ask her what hole is wettest in spanish next time or something….entertain us motherfuckers.
diane, from the definition, I would venture that Peniz qualifies AS a turducken…emphasis on the turd…
b,
the same rules should apply in blog exclusives as they apply in scoring touchdowns and fucking hot chicks.
The more you talk about it, the less normal it seems for you to achieve it.
I would fuck Holly until her nose bled. that's generally what happens when you force a penis into a nostril.
it doesn't surprise me that chicks are hot. i mean….no shit, right?
but,
it fucking stupifies me that they could sound so fucking stupid when they talk.
I understand that the amount of cock placed in a vagina over a period of time could cause stretching and "canyoning", but how does it affect the brain?
"I wanna fuck her brains out!!"
"Someone already did."
Here is the main difference between Brenduhn and Perez, and the reason I respect B (Well, respect is a strong word. Let's go with . . . tolerate.)
Brenduhn is not trying to become a celebrity off of his blog. Perez is a attention whore douche nozzle who is saying, "Look at me! I am a fat, ugly gay man! Aren't I entertaining. I should be as famous as the people I degrade on my website."
In other words, Logjammin, . . . you suck.
You stupid bitch- Hef has 4000 women waiting to suck his wrinkled sack!