HOLLY HAS COMPLETELY GIVEN UP

Hugh Hefner held a media preview this weekend for the annual haunted house at the Playboy mansion, and while "Girls Next Door" Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson got into the spirit of things, Holly Madison couldn’t be bothered.  Maybe it's because she and Hef have broken up, or maybe she just couldn't decide on a costume.  If you're having trouble deciding on a costume, it's important to get an unbiased opinion.  I suggest you put on your mask and then go to somewhere like a bank.  They’re very busy, and you don’t want to waste their time, so just run right up to the teller and yell excitedly.  I’ve never tried this myself but I think it would work.

(these pictures from splash feature a guest appearance by underrated heat Christine Smith.  She’s made of red hair, big tits and win.)