HOLY CRAP

By brendon October 11, 2008 @ 8:23 AM

Never in a million years did I think Britney could look this hot again. Naked chicks are just so much better than unnaked chicks. All you bitches with clothes on, what is your problem. What is your deal. Why you gotta be all stuck-up? 

(104) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 10/11/2008 08:33

    So, basically this video is one long myspace angle. Sweet!

  2. Elena 10/11/2008 08:34

    crazy to see the turn around in her compared to when she was with that creepy foreign looking dude

  3. sepulfrodo 10/11/2008 08:47

    shit, she is looking hot but we all know she's CRAAZzzzZZzzZzy (que crusty the clown laugh)

  4. MonyVibescu 10/11/2008 08:55

    My mentula just did a twirl! I'd sure love to give her the bowling grip!

  5. RhysJayden 10/11/2008 09:04

    You ever gone out with a really hot girl that once you got to know her personality and the horrific form of humanity she really was, she could never look hot to you again? Yeah, that.

  6. Peter Dragon 10/11/2008 09:07

    Just goes to show you, with enough cash you can make almost anyone sexy (via a music video anyway). This is still the same nut job that shaved her head, did speed, and blew numerous Wiggers and Arab cock in the last 24 months, right? I don't care how well you try to package her – she's just damaged goods now. Can't get passed that when I look at her. At this point I'd rather (for safety reasons) put my cock in Paris or Lindsay than Britney – and thats saying something!

  7. balling 10/11/2008 09:08

    dude, she's still smoking hot, so what, she went crazy, shaved her head, fired off two babies, married white trash, did drugs, drank too much, and looked like shit. She's rebounded…and by the looks of the video…quite well. 

     

    http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=207877 

    if you're a sports fan, or even if you're not, this site is fun as shit :)  

  8. Mac-Daddy 10/11/2008 09:12

    So what your saying is Rhys is that if she were to bump into you in a club and say, wow, I like you, please fuck me like the tramp I am……You'd humbly decline?

    Good to know!

    I'll take your turn too!!

    (The less people that want to fuck her increases my odds!)

  9. niclipse 10/11/2008 09:13

    This song couldnt be more awful

  10. Crabbus 10/11/2008 09:30

    HOLY STEAK AND ASSHOLETITTIES, THEY'VE SHIT A NEW BRITNEY

  11. Beardy McBeardFace 10/11/2008 09:30

    So, basically this video is one long myspace angle. Sweet!

    Isn't your life just one long MySpace angle?

  12. just a ghost 10/11/2008 09:34

    Hey Beardy,

     Don't make fun of grandma.

  13. RhysJayden 10/11/2008 09:34

    Mac-Daddy: You are correct, I would decline. I've have had experience with girls so hot and simultaneously so vile that it literally made my stomach sick to be around them. Yes, it is a tough life walking around with a little thing like a standard for basic human decency. From all the information publicly available, Brit doesn't meet that standard.

  14. Brian08 10/11/2008 09:54

    Just goes to show you that Daddy did a good job! It's because of her Daddy coming back into her life that we have the eye candy again!

  15. That1guy 10/11/2008 09:55

    I gotta say, she dont look half bad.

  16. heart rob 10/11/2008 09:59

    her legs are thicker than a nfl lineman's but her top half is looking very good….for britney

  17. Jayms 10/11/2008 10:05

    She's still got fat arms.  And you can't rule out "movie magic"

  18. Joe Blow 10/11/2008 10:06

    This is why I come to the internet for news instead of reading, say, the New York Times.  Where else can you get a story that contends Brittney Spears is hot?  Controversy!!!!  Captivating.  I'm going to call my family and tell them to read this.  I know this is just a celebrity trashing site for shits and giggles, but you've really outdone yourself on this one.  Well done sir. Well done.

  19. JenniferAnniston'sChin 10/11/2008 10:11

    You can try and polish a turd, but it's still a turd.

  20. Slim Scurvy 10/11/2008 10:17

    Does ANYONE in pop music NOT sing with all that electronic shit in their voice anymore?!?!
    The answer of course is no, for the sheer fact that none of them can sing. 

    Just ask Akon and T-Pain. Those bastards started all of this mess. And I'm not saying that for race purposes, although to some of you that might help; I'm saying that because they suck. 

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