Katy Perry was on the Mexican version of the MTV Music Awards last night (the what?) and she ended her set by jumping on a giant cake. I can’t even begin to explain why. It's every bit as boring as it sounds. But then the lighthearted levity continues as she smears cake on some dude. Oh, I know. So scandalous. Luckily she then promptly falls on her ass. Not once but like 4 times. And before the first one she runs in place for a little while first, like Scooby Doo would when a ghost was after him. Except this is way less fun.
for fisting purposes
I don't know how MTV got away with airing that, wow, that is edgy.
She probably fucks like a down syndrome hooker with one leg.
I think she was supposed to jump on the cake in a different way other than a "fat bitch belly flop" or whatever the fuck that was. It was fucking embarrassing. For me to be watching shit like that.
And dumb bitch of the year award goes to……
Katy Perry
She probably fucks like a down syndrome hooker with one leg.
Dude, do you know how much one of those fucking costs??
I'll fuck her in the ass using the frosting from the cake!
Who does she think she is ( CANTINFLAS?)
Shouldnt the Laurel and Hardy theme be playing in the background?
GD is there a MTV Award in every country? With the same dorks?!
hmm… i wonder if frosting works. it does have oil in it.
(sorry still stuck on the anal part of our last thread)
Well, we have tittie thursday, nothing wrong with Anal Friday
I got en erection from that….i don't know if it was from her stumbling around defenseless covered in cake…..or just the cake…..i am fat
Lefty
I bet she shags like a minx
Did you fuckers see that flaming sack of shit that hosted the MTV Music awards just about a month or so ago? If I ever see that shit pusher in public I am gonna strangle him with his own hair.
DaJabroni,
Yes, I price them.
rem, doc, db, super,
i missed the morning powwow. I come to work late on Friday because everyone else does. Wake and bake and bake.
@ LNOJ & Jabroni: so how's the one-legged thing? I was wondering about that over at the m&m-post.
how about edible lube in general?
"Is it slippery? Here Kate I got some sticky stuff for you"
hmm… i wonder if frosting works. it does have oil in it.
SuperB… IT WORKS!!! NOT BAD FOR ATM….
while she kisses a girl I will lick her girliness!
Frosting would work. Making home-made chocolate fudge frosting would be better because you can make it very greasy and oily. Additionally, the black and brown texture will cover any evidence of feces that may be present. Double the tart sweetness.
LNOJ- You are pure class!!