Because of that smart ass judge with the god complex, I’m not actually supposed to have pictures like this on my hard drive anymore, but today Kim Kardashian posted a picture (full size here) of her in a bikini at around age 14, for the vague purpose of disproving some rumor that no one has ever heard. Kim says…
I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
Celebrities do this from time to time. I suppose people have said Kim has had plastic surgery, but it wasn’t some stigma she had to battle to earn credibility, because no one really cared either way. Please remember, Kim Kardashain doesn't actually do anything. So more often than not it just turns into this. A celebrity pretends they want to prove a point, but it just comes off as bragging. In this case because Kim was hot at 14. She might as well have said, I'm sick of these rumors that my luscious titties are made of chocolate, so today I'm gonna have some of my sexy girlfriends lick them up and down, to prove they don't melt.
What about butt inplants?
I’m glad she cleared that up. Now excuse me while I go jerk off and then clear my cache.
That's nice. Now let's see the hiney.
Good stuff there. Nice pic. But no one cares if she had surgery, you're right. In fact I'd love her for getting ass implants and conceding to my wishes for more ass out there floating around on hot slutty chicks.
So one day I will definitely get a lift,
The girl with the giant ass said as she tried to mask an outrageous fart by clapping for people as they walked by at the park. To help this girl get an asslift and stop grossing people out at the park,
donate a penny's worth of spunk to the "Lift Kim's Ass Fund".
KK provides yet another reason to thank the inventor of the ball gag…or to reference earlier pearls of wisdom…
As Sum Dum Dik once said…….(on October 2nd 2008)
Silence is Golden
Duct Tape is Silver
The former usually follows the latter, assuming it was applied correctly.
Words to live by…….
Well, if she decides that she does want something implanted in her mouth or her ass, I can help with that.
*unzips*
Things Kim K. never had: Sex with a dog.
She's like a NBA Championship Trophy. When black men get it, they celebrate and pass it around to each other for 3-4 days without sleep.
New rumor,
Kim Kardashain admits to getting breast implants at 11 years old.
Kim K. says:
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
Well!!!!! She should think about it.
If I were her…..I would seriously consider one of those "face transplants".
teenage tits.
gods best work
devils best tool :P
I was not, I repeat NOT, born on an assembly line on my planet in a galaxy far, far away. I was hand-crafted by the best engineers. How do you think I got this shiny? I would not want to kiss someone from an assembly line. They aren't shiny.
A size C since she was 11, a size 2 since forever … man, all those numbers and letters must be a bitch on the brain.
teenage tits.
gods best work.
i would say that his best work was giving baboons shiny asses or making sure reefer was growable anywhere, especially in humid climates, or those in combination.
Titties….eh….I lick them, bite them, and slap them when the bitch is freaky, but none of that has anything to do with my penis.
And tittyfucking is only good for when you know you're leaving directly afterwards or you WILL smell your ass on her somewhere. at least one beadlet of your ass-sweat is gonna drop on her while titty-fucking and I can't risk that. That's why I stick strictly to wet and warm holes. Even ones I can stick my feet in.
Teenage Goat Girl freaks me out….looks like Aladdin with knockers.
she was cute when she was 14. Good thing the giant ass is not in the shot.
gotdang, I'm sure those hands that crafted you were very happy with the finished product.
Didn’t Britney admit to having implants @ 16, or something like that, then having them taken out?
14 ….i'm playing ball fuck the law
Best she will ever look in her life.