10.14.2008 KING LEONIDAS AND HIS NEW QUEEN

Shanna Moakler has reached stage 5, Acceptance, of the Kubler-Ross model in the wake of her ex nearly being burned alive last week, as she reportedly made out with Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler inside of Shin in LA last night.  And I say she made out with him, because he seems to be looking over her shoulder the whole time.  Presumably to check out someone less crazy.  Her last two ex’s have ended up in lingerie and a plane crash.  If he hit that his penis must be some kind of daredevil. 

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/14/2008 10:18

    I want to see the pictures when she reaches stage 6, butt-fucking.

  2. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/14/2008 10:19

    Alright, who makes the first 300 quote?

  3. Gonzo 10/14/2008 10:20

    looks like him and i have the same level of interest for shanna.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 10/14/2008 10:21

    What he is mouthing to the chick past Cum Guzzler's shoulder…"It would take more than the words of this drunken adolescent girl to rob me of my desire of you."

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 10/14/2008 10:22

    d-y-m-a-c, guilty as charged…but at least it works…somewhat…

  6. DB's Treasure 10/14/2008 10:22

    TONIGHT….YOU DINE…ON MY DICK!!!

  7. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/14/2008 10:24

    What the hell happened to her face? Did she fall off a cliff and land on her face? Or Karma get her?

  8. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/14/2008 10:24

    I wanted to do a fight in the shade one, but thought I'd catch hell.  Yours is damn appropriate, though.

  9. SuperB 10/14/2008 10:26

    I heard he is voicing for How to Train Your Dragon

    lets go with:

    How to Train Your Dragon Dick to stay away from girls with STD's

  10. xoxoAmanda 10/14/2008 10:27

    I never thought I'd be jealous of Shanna Moakler.  Well…that day has come.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 10/14/2008 10:28

    At least he found a dragon to train…maybe the first trick he'll teach it is Be Play Dead…

  12. dirtydiane 10/14/2008 10:29

    Tammy Faye Bakker, the early years?

  13. Paleomiz 10/14/2008 10:29

    Who are these people?

  14. THE O.G. HATER 10/14/2008 10:29

    WE SHALL FUCK IN THE SHADE!!!!

  15. DB's Treasure 10/14/2008 10:33

    "Sweety, I am not cheating on you with these women. They are merely my 300 bodyguards."

  16. ohmwrecker 10/14/2008 10:38

    He looks different without all the CGI. She looks different without a tattooed Golum by her side.

  17. mobywan 10/14/2008 10:39

    he should kick her square in the sternum into a pit from which there is no escape…..

     you know like in the movie when he kicked that dude in the sternum into a pit….yeah i know i know, i gotta catch a bus anyway

  18. SuperB 10/14/2008 10:40

    It would takes more than the words than of a drunken adolescent rotten crotch girl to rob me of my desire of you. everyone else.

    FIXED!

  19. CoupDeGrace 10/14/2008 10:42

    THIS

    IS

    BOORING!!

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 10/14/2008 10:44

    Considering it's dude's restaurant, Ms. Porker knows that it's either convince him to go for a blowjob or get back to kitchen and wash dishes…

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