LINDSAY IS GETTING SUED. AGAIN.

By brendon October 22, 2008 @ 6:56 AM

If you ever wondered what happened to the three guys that were kidnapped by Lindsay Lohan during her high speed chase on the night of her DUI arrest in July of 2007, your life must be amazing.  Congratulations.  More to the point, they’re suing her.  TMZ says…

The incident occurred In July, 2007 after a party in Malibu. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro claim an intoxicated Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers and began an insane ride down PCH, "endangering all of their lives." In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the dudes claim Lindsay was "hostile," declaring she "didn't care about the risk of death" and saying "she was a celebrity…she could do whatever she wants."
The suit claims she blew red lights, eventually ending up at the Santa Monica Police Department where she was arrested for DUI, her second DUI bust in less than 90 days. Cops say they also found cocaine. Lohan pleaded guilty to being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to reckless driving and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher.

This was also the night when Lohan was questioned by the police about the chase and she told them, "the black guy" did it.  It was the perfect crime!

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(53) Comments

  1. avatar
    ham sandwich 10/22/2008 08:17

    What about the fourth guy? Ackmead Bombsalot–just so you know, he was the towelhead peace-loving arab. Lousy, press, they never get the story right.

  2. avatar
    someoneluvsu 10/22/2008 08:21

    Sam has trespassed those chattels – repeatedly.

    (know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?)

  3. avatar
    ohmwrecker 10/22/2008 08:24

    Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers and began an insane ride down PCH

    Or what we used to call . . . fun! 

  4. avatar
    Jayms 10/22/2008 08:24

    What a bunch of pussies.  3 men get carjacked and kidnapped by a 108lbs girl?  Ever heard of ripping the e-brake, untucking your genitals, and punching a ho in the back of the head?  If my life is ever, EVER endangered I don't care if you're nun… you're gonna get hurt by me!

  5. avatar
    Paleomiz 10/22/2008 08:25

    "the black guy" did it. 

    I think she's mistaken "the black guy" for "the skanky pseudo carpet muncher"

  6. avatar
    Eville 10/22/2008 08:27

    Whatever, she was probably blowing both guys while they were snorting coke out of her ass crack. That's how they roll.

  7. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 10/22/2008 08:29

    she'll get away with it!!

    Plus I heard on the radio this morning that she may be back to Teh Cock!

    She was all over some that guy from Gossip Girl at a party, "allegidly" grinding on him and whispering in his ear all night.

    But then again, any MAN on a show called Gossip Girl, is probably Gay, therefore, they were probably just trading gay secrets!

  8. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/22/2008 08:31

    Obs, I guess I appreciate that? That woman is built like a sack of melted candle wax.

  9. avatar
    Paleomiz 10/22/2008 08:33

    she may be back to Teh Cock!

    After slurping Sam's beaver I would think an infusion of cock is like a dying man and a drink of water

  10. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 10/22/2008 08:34

    "But then again, any MAN on a show called Gossip Girl, is probably Gay, therefore, they were probably just trading gay secrets!"

    actually, that would be the perfect undercover gig for a straight guy…get into their good graces…go shopping with them…than nail them in the dressing room…badda-bing! never saw it coming…so to speak…

  11. avatar
    Observer 10/22/2008 08:37

    DB's Treasure…

    I thought you were O.K. with a bit of padding?

  12. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 10/22/2008 08:37

    obs,

    i looked too.  i'd hit it.  but what i liked more?  The link below that read,

    "i LOVE BEING FINGURED IN THE BATH"

    is that something new, "finguring"?  and I thought I was surrounded by shitferbrains.

  13. avatar
    Fang Wu 10/22/2008 08:38

    If I was one of those guys I would settle for letting me fuck her in the ass and come in her mouth twice and film it POV style.

  14. avatar
    Paleomiz 10/22/2008 08:38

    At this point you could probably wrap a cucumber in bacon and LiLo would think it was John Holmes

  15. avatar
    DocTroy 10/22/2008 08:39

    Fang-sweet avi

  16. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 10/22/2008 08:41

    she'll never be back to the cock.  She has a mold of Calum Best cock that Sam straps on and abuses her with.  It's like cheating without consequences.  My girlfriend got the generic Alabama Blacksnake one for weekends or whenever.  The closer that busts it open.

  17. avatar
    RemSteale 10/22/2008 08:42

    At this point you could probably wrap a cucumber in bacon and LiLo would think it was John Holmes

    Cold and dead? 

  18. avatar
    Paleomiz 10/22/2008 08:45

    Cold and dead?

    Like that would be a big diff from munching ugly dead tuna for however long she's been on this faux lesbian rebellion kick

  19. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/22/2008 08:45

    OBS, I like padding, don't get me wrong. But her skin is a little loose and sloppy. I like my gals to have an inflated ass with tighter skin.

  20. avatar
    Observer 10/22/2008 08:46

    LNOJ…….

    ….I try not to read when I'm porn surfing (which is whenever I'm "surfing")

     

    ….but I have been told that shit-fer-brains girls will more likely succumb to an opportunistic fuck……….

    ……not that I have enough experience in that arena……

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