If you ever wondered what happened to the three guys that were kidnapped by Lindsay Lohan during her high speed chase on the night of her DUI arrest in July of 2007, your life must be amazing. Congratulations. More to the point, they’re suing her. TMZ says…
The incident occurred In July, 2007 after a party in Malibu. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro claim an intoxicated Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers and began an insane ride down PCH, "endangering all of their lives." In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the dudes claim Lindsay was "hostile," declaring she "didn't care about the risk of death" and saying "she was a celebrity…she could do whatever she wants."
The suit claims she blew red lights, eventually ending up at the Santa Monica Police Department where she was arrested for DUI, her second DUI bust in less than 90 days. Cops say they also found cocaine. Lohan pleaded guilty to being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to reckless driving and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher.
This was also the night when Lohan was questioned by the police about the chase and she told them, "the black guy" did it. It was the perfect crime!
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What about the fourth guy? Ackmead Bombsalot–just so you know, he was the
towelheadpeace-loving arab. Lousy, press, they never get the story right.Sam has trespassed those chattels – repeatedly.
(know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?)
Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers and began an insane ride down PCH
Or what we used to call . . . fun!
What a bunch of pussies. 3 men get carjacked and kidnapped by a 108lbs girl? Ever heard of ripping the e-brake, untucking your genitals, and punching a ho in the back of the head? If my life is ever, EVER endangered I don't care if you're nun… you're gonna get hurt by me!
"the black guy" did it.
I think she's mistaken "the black guy" for "the skanky pseudo carpet muncher"
Whatever, she was probably blowing both guys while they were snorting coke out of her ass crack. That's how they roll.
she'll get away with it!!
Plus I heard on the radio this morning that she may be back to Teh Cock!
She was all over some that guy from Gossip Girl at a party, "allegidly" grinding on him and whispering in his ear all night.
But then again, any MAN on a show called Gossip Girl, is probably Gay, therefore, they were probably just trading gay secrets!
Obs, I guess I appreciate that? That woman is built like a sack of melted candle wax.
she may be back to Teh Cock!
After slurping Sam's beaver I would think an infusion of cock is like a dying man and a drink of water
"But then again, any MAN on a show called Gossip Girl, is probably Gay, therefore, they were probably just trading gay secrets!"
actually, that would be the perfect undercover gig for a straight guy…get into their good graces…go shopping with them…than nail them in the dressing room…badda-bing! never saw it coming…so to speak…
DB's Treasure…
I thought you were O.K. with a bit of padding?
obs,
i looked too. i'd hit it. but what i liked more? The link below that read,
"i LOVE BEING FINGURED IN THE BATH"
is that something new, "finguring"? and I thought I was surrounded by shitferbrains.
If I was one of those guys I would settle for letting me fuck her in the ass and come in her mouth twice and film it POV style.
At this point you could probably wrap a cucumber in bacon and LiLo would think it was John Holmes
Fang-sweet avi
she'll never be back to the cock. She has a mold of Calum Best cock that Sam straps on and abuses her with. It's like cheating without consequences. My girlfriend got the generic Alabama Blacksnake one for weekends or whenever. The closer that busts it open.
At this point you could probably wrap a cucumber in bacon and LiLo would think it was John Holmes
Cold and dead?
Cold and dead?
Like that would be a big diff from munching ugly dead tuna for however long she's been on this faux lesbian rebellion kick
OBS, I like padding, don't get me wrong. But her skin is a little loose and sloppy. I like my gals to have an inflated ass with tighter skin.
LNOJ…….
….I try not to read when I'm porn surfing (which is whenever I'm "surfing")
….but I have been told that shit-fer-brains girls will more likely succumb to an opportunistic fuck……….
……not that I have enough experience in that arena……