10.14.2008 MADONNA NEEDS TO SHAVE

If you’re like me, you spent the weekend making love to many many beautiful ladies.  More to the point, you didn’t think Madonna could get any sexier.  But oh baby, were we ever wrong (mostly you, though.  god you suck).  Look.  You can barely even see her beard and mustache.  Sure, in our discriminatory western culture, women aren’t supposed to be all furry, but probably there are other cultures where that kind of thing is considered hot.  Not here on earth of course but I bet somewhere.  Madonna should move there.   Then she’d be all set.

(banner picture from splash, close-up picture from bauer griffin)



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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/14/2008 08:10

    That is fucking nasty, eat shit Madonna for not being perfect you whore.

  2. Paleomiz 10/14/2008 08:11

    What the fuck's wrong with her? I always remember to shave my face before I leave the house

  3. PollyAnna 10/14/2008 08:11

    That's a man, baby!

  4. Just the Tip 10/14/2008 08:12

    …and pluck your daughter's fucking eyebrows too!

  5. DB's Treasure 10/14/2008 08:13

    Ok, three threads….three skanks (although I'd still rip LiLo apart). I feel like I'm sitting at the "loser" table at lunch all over again.

  6. The Fried Man 10/14/2008 08:14

    She looks like the fcking clown in Saw.  Not like a virgin at all.

  7. Just the Tip 10/14/2008 08:14

    ::throws twinkie at DB - points & laughs::

  8. RemSteale 10/14/2008 08:15

    Jeez, I go and do some work for 10 minutes and you put up another fugly woman thread, come on!

  9. SuperB 10/14/2008 08:16

    Wax and touch up the roots darling.  You make millions, you don't have to look like a hag.

  10. SuperB 10/14/2008 08:17

    with me saying that makes me wonder if the curtians match the carpet on this bitch…

    I bet she has shag carpet. 

    (PUKES IN TRASH CAN AGAIN!)

  11. DB's Treasure 10/14/2008 08:17

    Ok, this is my time to shine! 

    It's either you fuck Kim Cattrall or Madonna!?!?

    Don't you fucking DARE tell me you'd take Madonna, you LIAR!!! 

  12. Just the Tip 10/14/2008 08:18

    Man Beast or not… I'll tell ya' what I would watch:  A Madonna Skank Smack-Down.  Yeah.  They all grew up idolizing her… I say she rounds 'em all up, ties 'em down, and really gives them the fucking they're all after & failing to get from the Sam's, K-Feds, and general rejects of the world.

  13. RemSteale 10/14/2008 08:18

    Kim Cattrall all the way, especially after watching Mannequinn again at the weekend

  14. Dirty Hairy 10/14/2008 08:18

    Why the fuck did Perseus open up that fucking cloak?!

  15. be 10/14/2008 08:19

    omg wtf lol

  16. THE O.G. HATER 10/14/2008 08:19

    I just threw up in my mouth, AGAIN.

    WTF Br3nd0n?? Is this some kind of holloween theme?

  17. SuperB 10/14/2008 08:20

    JTT…

    they do this.  Don't they have 1/2 price day at the Planned Parenthood where you live? 

     

  18. Just the Tip 10/14/2008 08:20

    SuperB - I demand a re-post of your ass!

  19. dirtydiane 10/14/2008 08:20

    One of the first signs of an eating disorder is when the body grows fur.

    That, or she's finally coming out as a man-eating werewolf.

  20. Just the Tip 10/14/2008 08:21

    There wolf!

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