Saturday Night Live is awful, I don’t think anyone is here to argue that, but Holy Shit Andy Samberg does a pretty damn awesome Mark Wahlberg impression. It’s not SNL’s fault that Wahlberg is a shitty, one-note actor who does the same thing in every single role, but yesterday Wahlberg made it clear to the NY Post that he doesn't like when people point that out.
Actually a Mark Wahlberg impression seems pretty easy. All you have to do is make your voice go up and down and up and down all the way through the sentence. It also helps if you’re 18 inches tall and produce a horrible TV show that is little more than a tribute to how wonderful you are. Tomorrow I'll give you tips for a good Crocodile Hunter impression (basically you just lie perfectly still).
Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now.