It really is amazing that Travis Barker and DJ AM are alive today. Barker hit up Marmalade Café with his daughter Alabama yesterday, and for the first time we got a good look at his burns. They’re horrific, no doubt, but all things considered, he’s just incredibly lucky. His burns are a lot like when I'm having sex with 5 supermodels, and the least attractive one wants to pleasure me with her mouth first. Do I hate that, should she wait to go last? Yes, of course, but then I remember that some people don’t get to have sex with any supermodels. Travis and I just try to stay grounded, you know.
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Fucking ouch.
Looks painful.
I know we're supposed to give these people shit but I just feel bad for him.
His leg looks a lot like Mickey Rooney's prick. Hopefully it will look better in time.
If you ever watched his show you wouldnt feel sorry.
I guess the quote "It's just a flesh wound" would seem cruel right about now?…
I know he has the tats, but that's a little overboard on the body modification, eh?
Holy shit he burned down to the tat! It looks like he knows how lucky he is to be alive.
I feel sorry for the tats.
Not touching this one or I'll burn in hell
Dammit!
his daughter's named Alabama. What the fuck gives him the right to name his daughter after where I live. As if this place needed to be a little more shittier.
eh…fuck this. i'm going back to Gisele.
well that's one way to remove your tatts
"Not touching this one or I'll burn in hell
Dammit!"
Slaappy, what some call Hell, I call the final WWTDD reunion…
Suddenly I am hungry for a hamburger…flame broiled
Shit looks painful. Talking about naming your kid after where Leftnut lives…
"what some call Hell, I call the final WWTDD reunion…"
"Suddenly I am hungry for a hamburger…flame broiled"
SuperB, may I stand near you in the afterlife?
When I was a real little kid the neighbors house burnt down and the old lady died. To this day when I smell burnt bacon I get a gag reflex.
…and he still has one leg wrapped… how bad is that one?
Tell you what though… this guys still doesn't seem to be appreciating life. Yeah, this is all based on the stellar reporting from here, and the selection of shots we see… but still - always with the black & worn face?
Fuck. That. Typical "Poor Me" Generation… yeah, your pals died. Damn shame. You fucking WALKED AWAY FROM A FIERY PLANE CRASH!!!
Smile! It coulda been worse - you coulda been riding shot gun with Nick!
That being said I am going to the store for some smoked jerky.