Even at the age of 44, Nicollette Sheridan won the bikini contest this weekend in Malibu, as she pranced around the beach and put to shame the bodies of girls half her age. This whore has been super hot for like 25 years now. She really should be more famous, but from like 1990 to 2004, she was in nothing but ridiculously stupid movies. Like, they would, like for some reason a pig had to be an FBI agent, and she was some guys partner. And that guy and her and Mr Pickles would have to stop the governor from getting shot or something. I just made all that up but I bet it's pretty close.
Runner up: my penis when I get home from work.
WELL STAPLE MY BALLS, THIS BITCHDICK POPPED A MIGHTY VULVA
ouch
I have been "desperate" for pics like these ever since Ms. Hayek fell from the top post this afternoon…
WELL STAPLE MY BALLS, THIS BITCHDICK POPPED A MIGHTY VULVA
wow, that is possibly the best fucking thing i've ever read.
in other news, does this bitch pout every seccond of the day?
Wait, is this the one who is all into Michael Bolton?
she pouts cuz she wants me inside her, and i live in Canada
Bring me a Swingline 9000, Crabbus. ;)
Cougar?
I was 15 when she was in The Sure Thing with John Cusack. She's been in my spank bank ever since; despite dating Michael Bolton and having obvious weirdo lip stuff done.
What the hell is that thing draping off of the deck? That's a man face for sure, but there's definite boob spilling off the side… I'm kinda confused, I admit.
…mainly because I have no idea why I ever focused on that questionable ass lounging above, when NS is spectacularily (s-p-e-c… tac… -rly? -rily?… again, this is important to me why????) showing off her legs & sub 20 year old looking ass.
OUCH, CUM UPON A ROCKING CHAIR DILDO
ID PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THAT VILE ASSERY
I liked her in Knots Landing. And the body has held up thanks to a lot of work.
However, have you seen this gals face? I mean really taken a good look? Seriously. Fucking her would be great until you turned the lights on. It would be like banging Christina Aguiliera's body with Ozzy Osbourne's head attached to it.
"…obvious weirdo lip stuff done."
Hmmmmmm… … …
(uhhh… 'cause you can only do the dot dot dot thing in 3's. See? Just like that: "dot dot dot")
She should run for Vice President. She's got the proper "credentials", if you know what I mean.
Thanks, baby–that's how 44 is done
I dunno… I'm thinkin' I still need to see said "bodies of girls half her age".
My cockThe jury is still out on this one.she always looks pissed….you know what this means…
ANAL.
hooray for worn out roadwhores that still hold up after being put in the hollywood grinder. i'm out.
It's too bad about her face. There's got to be a happy medium between saggy Susan Sarandon and stone-cold Nicole Kidman, right? Age gracefully, but don't Joan Rivers yourself if you choose to go under the knife or get injections, ladies.
Doc, how do I get into your (in)famous blog? myspace?