10.23.2008 SHE’S LIKE AN ANGEL

Katie Price stumbled her way out of the Movida club in London late last night, and she had to be helped to her car because she was exhausted from putting on makeup all day.  Call me charmingly old fashioned if you like, but I think it might be a little thick.  It’s the kind of makeup they put on dead or invisible people.  Or dead invisible people.

(picture source = splash news)


(176) Comments

  1. scum 10/23/2008 14:31

    Drag queen got big boobies.

  2. scum 10/23/2008 14:32

    I like Kevins dildo better.

  3. Just the Tip 10/23/2008 14:33

    Cell phones have just gotten outrageous…. the Eiffel Tower?  Really?  I thought the iPhone was big.

  4. ham sandwich 10/23/2008 14:33

    How far would my finger go before I hit skin were I to press it into her check?

  5. scum 10/23/2008 14:33

    I have had a blow up doll that looked like that once.

  6. leftnutofjesus 10/23/2008 14:34

    I couldn't give her a facial. It'd take too long.  Each eyelash would soak up one full load.  Your nuts would be dry as a bone once you got done with her right eye.

     

  7. scum 10/23/2008 14:34

    I've seen hookers dressed with more class.

  8. leftnutofjesus 10/23/2008 14:34

    by the way, who the fuck is Katie Price?  I'm proud I don't know, but also kinda let down.

  9. ohmwrecker 10/23/2008 14:35

    Amy Winehouse looks good!

  10. leftnutofjesus 10/23/2008 14:36

    look at those two black ropes hanging around her shoulders…..i kinda like where that's going.  A noose you wear all night before they kill you for being an insufferable cunt.  that's fashion baby.

  11. SuperB 10/23/2008 14:36

    is this the chick who just had her 15th boob job?

     

     

  12. SashyBash 10/23/2008 14:36

    Paging Tammi Faye.  Your eyelashes are on this bitch.  Her tits look like they're about to pop! Or an ass…..Yup, they look like an ass. 

  13. ohmwrecker 10/23/2008 14:37

    Try to find a picture of her when she was young, blonde and had little tits, before she turned into this beast.

  14. AdamR 10/23/2008 14:37

    fuck the makeup, by the way she looks she is not tired from putting makeup on all day its from drinking all day,…….and those are some huge tits!

  15. leftnutofjesus 10/23/2008 14:37

    Looks like that guy just picked up a hooker and he's wondering, "why the fuck do you have a miniature eiffel tower that's blinged out…eh fuck it….get your ass in the car and open up…."

  16. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/23/2008 14:38

    I do like the shoes.  Ohm?

  17. scum 10/23/2008 14:39

    <<<<<This is what she used to look like.

  18. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/23/2008 14:39

    This looks like one classy dame.

    I bet she'd be into a day of museum hopping in Manhattan followed by a nice apertif at an upscale wine bar before capping the day off by heading on over to the Met to take in an opera.

    Katie, call me.

  19. ohmwrecker 10/23/2008 14:39

    This would be a good Halloween costume if anyone gave a shit who this bitch was.

  20. ham sandwich 10/23/2008 14:41

    This would be a good Halloween costume if anyone gave a shit who this bitch was wanted to look like Jim-jim, the indian circus boy.

    FIXED

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