The Larry Flynt produced porno about Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has found it's leading lady. The movie is now in pre-production under the name "Nailin' Paylin" and has been fast-tracked to arrive before the election in one month. TMZ says…
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene — a flashback — "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"
There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production.
It's surprising that Flynt is going with well known porn stars, because they had this ad on Craigslist ("Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days. Major adult studio. Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP. Pay: $2000-3000. No anal required.") and experts on this sort of thing said ads like that are typically very successful.
(Don’t I know it, hehehe. Right this way Sarah Palins…)
I love Larry.
GODDAMN KENJI SHITASS BUTTCOCKER
I NEVER SEEN FRIED TITS THAT SCRUMPTIOUS
I will do it if no anal required. I need the money for Spring semester.
Never try to lick her, she is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to cold.
Pic on left is fake
Wait….a three way with a Condi? I'll do it for free. (starts looking for Kawasaki frames)
3K & NO anal required?
Porn's getting soft.
Dammit Crabbus! Your posts make me laugh…and wet too. Double bonus for you.
So this is what that craigslist post was all about?!?! Dammit! I came close to replying to it….was too busy training for the race.
I shudder at the Condi & Hillary look a likes.
I wonder who is smarter, this skank or Palin.
Some women look good in glasses. Sarah Palin is not one of them.
I think I agree about the fake. Her head looks discolored and too big.
No ANAL?
That doesn't make any sense, I thought the Russians were knocking at the BACK DOOR!
I call shenanigans!!!!
There's already a pool table behind her.
THERE'S ALREADY A POOL TABLE BEHIND HER.
I'd need 3 extra cocks and a crowbar. Not much else.
Palin is a genius. She
reciteddebated her facts perfectly last night.Wait… wait… wait… I'm missing the whole point here…
Effective ad in Craig's List? Yeah?
that's an effective ad in lots of other things than craig's house of homos list,
like…..any local newspapers, but replace NO ANAL with BRING BIBLE,
then wreck their guts for God.
Will I buy the DVD?
YOU BETCHA!
Lisa Ann is 36, 5'2", 110 #'s with 38dd"s and has done 13 Milf themed flicks this year alone.
They could have at least subtitled the film 'Drill Baby, Drill!'