10.08.2008 STILL NOT SURE

I'm still not sure I believe Katy Perry when she says she has DD’s, but whatever, because those things are still awesome, and is that a lollipop necklace between her boobs?  Because if she wants something she can suck on between her boobs, I got something right here she can suck on, if you know what I mean!  Get it?  Huh?  Do you get it?*

*my penis.


(174) Comments

  1. JB333 10/08/2008 13:11

    I do not find her very attractive.  I mean I love tits as much as the next guy, but shes nothing special.  I'd drop my babies on her melons, then get out of there before I saw what she looked like in the morning.

  2. crazy_eyes@_@ 10/08/2008 13:11

    she kissed my cock and she liikkeedddd ittttt….

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/08/2008 13:13

    Yeah, those don't really look like DD's to me either and I should know since the number of women I've been with that have DD's is zero.

  4. Woodman 10/08/2008 13:14

    She's got it goin' on upstairs, not so sure about downstairs.

  5. Fussy Bitch 10/08/2008 13:18

    I am not convinced , nice Dirty Pillows, but I don't think DD's. But hey more then a mouth full is just a waste anyways, right?  I am just trying to make myself feel better for only have the average C.

  6. Just the Tip 10/08/2008 13:20

    Where's the Campaigning Paint for that display?  Oooohhh…. a sucker… yeah, Suckers '08… I get it.

    Clever bitch.

  7. Paparazzi Sniper 10/08/2008 13:22

    *my penis Clit.

    *Fixed 

  8. snatch 10/08/2008 13:22

    scrumptious dirty pillows or not i can't wait for this talentless hack's 15 minutes to expire

  9. dirtydiane 10/08/2008 13:23

    Maybe she's just upsizing.  For me, it depends on the bra…I can be a C, a D, or DD.  Maybe she's the same and is just choosing to go with the higher value to make herself seem more boobalicious?

  10. mom2ross 10/08/2008 13:24

    When you're just a gimmick, you'll try anything, diane.

  11. leftnutofjesus 10/08/2008 13:31

    i watched the video where they made a mold of them out of plaster and they can't be double ds because there's not much hangtime to them.  Real DDs will hit you in the head like a basketball if you're not careful.  

    by the way, who is this bitch and why is she on here?  i should have asked that MONTHS ago.

  12. Just the Tip 10/08/2008 13:31

    I don't give a shit what size they are… nothing matters but the nipple.  A perfect pair can be completely fucked by some oblong, inverted, or otherwise distored pointy piece.

    It's a sad thing really.  Taking off that shirt… unhooking that bra… feeling them in you hands… and then you see it… the fucking thing's peering at you all crazy & ruined.

    Then again, I do find the Cross Eyed Pinkies to be kinda amusing.

  13. ham sandwich 10/08/2008 13:32

    Yeah, she bores me. Next record and she will fall off into Kelly Clarkson land. Who-hoo! That must be the asian measurements. DD there is like a B-C here.

  14. Just the Tip 10/08/2008 13:35

    Hell, it wasn't for Strip Clubs, I wouldn't even know that one song… uhhh… the one they play a lot.  …and dance to… I Like Kiss or something.  I dunno… theres boobies in my face whenever I hear it.  Makes memory kinda tough.

  15. Evil Malcom Norris 10/08/2008 13:35

    Did anyone notice! Those knockers are tremendous!

  16. Dirty Hairy 10/08/2008 13:36

    Gee, um…INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BODY IMAGE SPECIFICALLY YOUR BREASTS?

  17. Dirty Hairy 10/08/2008 13:36

    I think the reason she dresses like that is because she has a butter face and bad complexion. And she's fucking retarded.

  18. Just the Tip 10/08/2008 13:39

    WAIT!  Is it Thursday?  Now I really am confused… Twins… LiHo swingin' free… Halle… is it Titty Thursday?

    Where am I?  Who are you people?  Just what the hell is going on?!  I'm suppose to be on my way to Japan!

  19. Evil Malcom Norris 10/08/2008 13:42

    She has something that makes me ignore the fact that she looks like a small town stripper…

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 10/08/2008 13:43

    STILL NOT SURE

    I'm sure…I like them…gimmicky, yes…but I fell for it with Julie Brown back in the day, so at least I'm consistent…

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