OBAMA IS THE BIG WINNER – the breasts of CH readers still have time to endorse a candidate for president, but good luck being more persuasive than this. I would vote for the BTK killer if this girl told me too.
NICK NOLTE BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN – actually this doesn’t say he burned his house down, but c’mon, its Nick Nolte. We're all adults here. Can we all just act like adults. He did that shit.
CHARLIZE THERON LOST A CASE – Charlize Theron lost a judgment to the watch company Raymond Weil, who paid her to wear their watches and their watches only. Charlize apparently did not do that, and now Weil is asking for 20 million dollars. In a related story, Raymond Weil just makes up numbers. Always a good sign for a watchmaker.
DJ AM POSTER SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE – as Defamer correctly points out, doesn’t this poster look like a flame is kicking up to the left of DJ AM? The might as well say, “He’s really been on fire lately…”
FUCK.
Those look better then the mcain ones……Fo Sho. You see what i did there B. I talked like a black dude. Just like you.
firebug ftw
Someone hand this girl a Nobel Prize.
::unzips::
Yes, please.
Right about where the 8 is. Is that hair i see or stretch marks? Get a wax on that happy trail sweetheart.
Don't listen to her Candy Jugs. Don't change a thing!
"They might as well say, 'He’s really been on fire lately…'”
Actually, they should have said, "He's only been hotter once!"…
tipin wth 1 han id harf
JTT, are you going to be alright?!
I'm sorry. Ass man, leg man, pussy man, Republi can. You gotta love those!
I only see Red & Blue there… hmmm… wait for it… wait for it… here comes the White.
dem are some seriooos jugz. <– that was for you, pap. Since you're in line at AIG with your Tyler Dollars…
On a side note:
I am completely kidding about actually jerking off right now to these titties… I always wondered just how much of a Monkey Show the women around here really thought was going on?
re the banner pic:
For the first time in my adult lifetimeSince the last time I went to a strip club, I'm really proud of my country…CNN, Fox, MSNBC, take note…that pic is the first compelling argument for any candidate…JTT,
In other words, you finished already…
I feel most certain those tits could solve the problems with the economy.
So not wearing really nice expensive watches you agree to is going to cost someone rich and famous around $20 mil. Nice!
Uhhh… no. No. I… uhh… what? Whattaya mean? I'm just getting started. Haven't started! Started nothing! Not doing it… at all. Now, shut the fucking door! Dammit! Doesn't anyone knock anymore?!
"I feel most certain those tits could solve the problems with the economy."
They certainly solved my depression, gravy…