BONO IS IN TROUBLE – Bono has a wife. That’s not her.
JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD – You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by her brother-in-law, who is also the prime suspect in the disappearance of Jennifer’s 7-year-old nephew Julian. She has now offered a $100,000 reward for Julian’s safe return. This shit is depressing. Moving right along.
HSM3 MADE 82 MILLION DOLLARS – "High School Musical 3" made $42 million in the US, another 40 overseas. I saw it late Friday night and personally I was a disappointed. I haven’t seen the first two, but I have seen "Fresh Outta High School" 1 – 10. I thought it would be the same thing, pretty much. But halfway through the theater manager explained it wasn’t. Also, "where are your pants" and "you better get a mop and clean that up".
SO CAL GIRLS HEART SOCIALISM – pardon me, "wealth redistribution". Even worse, there's just a week left for your chest to cast its vote in CH's governing bodies contest. Here are some of the BREAST so far. A-cha-cha-cha!