Traci Bingham and I agree: just because you’re simply taking out the trash, that’s no reason not to wear a see thru top with no bra. She needs to flash her tits at all times. They're the only reason she’s famous. She needs big tits like a plane needs wings.
On a side note, being a paparazzi looks fantastic. Sitting in a car, listening to Leykis and peeing in a coffee cup then pouring it into the street while you wait for a d-list celebrity to take out her trash. These guys must beat the ladies off with a stick.
(picture source = pacific coast)
Bottome row, pic #3
I know those tits are fake, but it seems as though my dick just doesn't care.
Penis - 6,439,721
Brain - 0
I bet her nipples look like rotten sliced pepperonis. And that face, she should just cut off her head and throw it in the trash while she's out there.
i thought they hired slaves to do that.
which is the trash?
Its all fake, bring on some Bridget shots….
Say what you want about her fake body parts, but the moment you pull your dick out of her ass too fast and you're sprayed with a mixture of blood and shit……well, there's your reality.
isn't she in porn…
just saying..she might be taking out all the pecke track stained sheet and towels formt he flick she just finished making 20 minutes earlier
She didn't take out all the trash…she walked back to her house…
She needs the huge cans so her lips don't rub against the floor when you're hitting that from behind. oOo Too late!
WTF is up with that face?!?!?!?!
pecker tracked…
mother fucker..i've been gone 4 days and come back to this bullshit keyboard
That what happens when you dont work in IT Duk
As opposed to Pic #7 in the "Nice Dress" thread, the padding for these tits is on the inside, not in the
lack ofbra.WTF is up with this bitch's stomach above the navel? Has Tara Reid's plastic surgeon been making the rounds again?
Who hires prostitutes to take their trash out for them? How Tacky!
Brandon, I signed up so I could tell you when I first started coming here I thought your jokes were hilarious. Then soon after I realized they are all the same, but I still like you, I just don't laugh anymore.
gotcha REM
i need a remedial typing class like this bitch needs a real job
JenniferAniston'sChin, you are on the wrong thread, my friend.
cockayass, B has to try and come up with new material for 6 - 8 articles a day for five days a week. He's bound to be a little repetitive at times, but I imagine he's doing a fine job considering the amount of comments and people that comment daily on this site. Not to mention the people like you who read and never comment. So give the guy some credit.
B must be making up for the Travis Barker burn photos showing at the top all weekend. It was tough to slap the ham with that assbag looking like a Holocaust survivor.
Yeah I thought about that, he does do a good job for the amount of content he has to put out, I just wish he would switch it up sometimes try some different styles of comedy. Not tryin to knock him, it's just like a band where every cd sounds the same, sometimes a change in style can keep things fresh. Either way I'll keep coming here.
Oh me god. Those fakers are awesome. She can take my junk anytime.
Mornin'TTs