10.03.2008 THAT’S ALL NATURAL BABY

I have to assume they were being sarcastic, but People magazine asked Samantha Ronson how she keeps her body in such awesome shape.  Plastic surgery and crazy long tips to the gym, I bet you’re thinking.  But, no, believe it or not, she doesn’t work very hard on her body.   Whaaaaattt?!?!?

How does Samantha Ronson maintain the trim figure she showed off during her recent romantic Mexican getaway with Lindsay Lohan? It's all in the genes.
Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: "No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"
Not that she doesn't indulge in the occasional cardio activity: "Sprinting through airports to catch flights," Ronson added about her workout "regiment."
The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!" she said.

I think it's clear by now that People magazine is just blatantly making fun of people.

(53) Comments

  1. ham sandwich 10/03/2008 11:51

    I prescribe fire, and lots of it.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/03/2008 11:52

    Fact: an all tuna diet keeps you trim.

  3. MaryJane2 10/03/2008 11:53

    You just want a giant worm or something to pop out of the sand and drag her away….

  4. My Pen is Huge 10/03/2008 11:54

    My dick was hard as a rock when I went to this page. Now, it has turtled so far up my body I will have to dig it out.

  5. Mongro Jackson 10/03/2008 11:54

    Bush diving is exercise.

  6. Harenmahkeester 10/03/2008 11:54

    Sorry guys, but TAG THAT ASS!

  7. scum 10/03/2008 11:55

    It's the tapeworm diet.

  8. Bobafet 10/03/2008 11:56

    Herpes does affect appetite

  9. Tito's Abdomen 10/03/2008 11:59

    Not to spoil the fun, but I've seen worse. She ain't no beauty, but she ain't ugly either. 

  10. Otis Fenchlark 10/03/2008 12:00

    looka like an Earth Mama Muff from here.  not surprising, really.

  11. joss 10/03/2008 12:02

    One word:  Mankini

  12. pepper 10/03/2008 12:03

    It takes a man with some really BIG balls to go out in that bathing suit.

  13. dirtydiane 10/03/2008 12:03

    Is Hillary Swank buffing up for another movie role?

  14. mobywan 10/03/2008 12:03

    what the fuck is tobey mcguide doing wearing a bikini!?

  15. tblaney6591 10/03/2008 12:04

    How does she hide her cock in that bikini bottom?

     

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  16. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/03/2008 12:05

    She been in Mexico for what two weeks and yet no tan. Wake up people, she an alien!

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 10/03/2008 12:06

    "Not to spoil the fun, but I've seen worse. She ain't no beauty, but she ain't ugly either."

    Ugly is in the eye of the beholder, too…in any case, seeing Willie Aames in a bikini counts as disturbing…

  18. TheUnoriginalJamesWankerPerson 10/03/2008 12:07

    She looks a lot like 2-CPee Oh or whatever you call that fuckin retarded gold motherfuckin robot. 

  19. scum 10/03/2008 12:11

    PRick, dude you watched Eight is Enough? I think she looks more like a pipe cleaner.

  20. rv 10/03/2008 12:14

    is that the sherminator?

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