Earlier this week, a California judge released his decision in the case between Sharon Stone and her ex-husband for the custody of their adopted son, Roan. Among other things, the judge said…
"Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father (Phil Bronstein) appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
But today attorneys for Stone deny this allegation completely, telling Entertainment Tonight…
"Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication. Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."
Yeah I bet that’s it. I bet it's a fabrication. I bet Sharon Stone, who is a lunatic, is telling the truth. And the judge just made it all up. Judges do that. They’re always makin up these crazy stories. I bet if Stone told it, the REAL story would be revealed. Namely, the judge is in love with her, but she rejected him, and this is his revenge. He called her into chambers and strummed her a romantic ballad on an acoustic guitar with a rose in his mouth, but then Sharon used her karate to escape and save the secret government formula. Also there was like this really big octopus in a cowboy hat.
FIST for me!
With this haircut, she is first for beeing a powerLesbo.
Judges make shit up all the time. That one case where that one black guy was acquitted by murder? That judge totally made everything up. And planted the ill-fitting glove.
BAT. SHIT. CRAZY.
THE WORLD'S GREATEST COCK, CAPTAIN PLANET'S ORBITAL DICK, SHALL CLEAN OUT HER NASAL ORIFICE
According to her own medical advice, she needs Botox injections in her cooch.
I'd really like to stab her in the fucking eyes with a Botox syringe and tell her it was "karma"
I thought that pic was the album cover for "Vital Idol".
I swear.
Is that the villian from Invasion USA?
tank girl's mom?
you forgot who also was there in stones story.
a ninja.
she and brittany are morphing?
this has to be stopped.
She looks like she caught a parked car.
I have such a hard-on right now! Seeing parental malfunction gets me so hot!
I thought that pic was the album cover for "Vital Idol".
rofl
so right
Wow, old skool Brend0n AND Crabbus in one post…like fucking heaven on Earth…
I'm surprised that PeTM (People for the Ethical Treatment of Muppets) hasn't attacked Ms. Stone(d) for her Fozzie the Bear coat…sure, his jokes were often epic fail, but then again, so are Conan O'Brien's, and no one's made a coat of his skin…yet…
Fozzie the Bear will be remembered long after Conan O'Brien (Conan, really??) is dust
Can we get a different pic of her? This Rutger Hauer-like photo is causing severe shrinkage. Great. Now it's gone back into it's hole. Nope. Can't even see it now. Thanks a lot.
BTW, the octopus…was that the one from the Wiggles? He/She is totally hot. There we go. Coming back out of his hole now.
man guys…i watched The Quick and the Dead the other day, and that 3 seconds flash of boobies was enough to make me forgive her. Man, that movie was so interesting. There was, like, gun fights and shit. And lots of sand. But I will admit: I was distracted for a minute or 8 when some kind of freakish bug started crawling across the floor. Fuck, you should seen it! It was nasty. I got my mom to kill it, but only after she swept it outta the room with her shoe.