Courteney Cox and Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments (umm … what?) in LA last night, and I'm pretty sure Cox wants to kill herself today. Demi is a year older (they’re 45 and 44) yet looks 10 years younger. It really is a roulette wheel when it comes to how women are gonna age. You never know. You never have any idea. Except for Asian girls, who are preserved like they’re fucking mummies. Salma Hayek is another example of the “you never know”. She still looks good today because her chest is huge, but it wouldn’t take much for her to fall apart. There’s a little bit of the, “woman on the news saying she can see the Virgin Mary in her tortilla” in there.
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FUCK FISTERS!
Demi is better preserved because she grew up in a trailer park near Roswell
The only difference between these two to me is that I want to blow my load in Courtney's mouth but in Demi's hair.
It's a subtle difference.
yeah.. its genetics that makes demi look so much better.. nothing to do with cosmetic surgery at all
That's what you get for naming your kid Cocoa and marrying that yambag Arquette.
Well… that thread tag definitely hits the Top Ten Title Disappointments.
Yeah, but Courtney is a big bitch married to a Douchbag. Demi gets hollowed out by someone 20 years her junior.
Oh. Nevermind, sucks to be you Cox…
I would let them fight over the privledge of licking my balls.
Holy Shit DB! What you do? Combine the pair of asses you had in your Avi into one?
…yeah, so… I haven't been paying attention at all really… 'cause THAT'S a new bit for me.
Anyone else hear that old school Saturday morning cartoon "EEEEEK!" in their head too?
Ya know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and say I'd fuck the shit out of both of em. Ya know Demi's gotta headache from dealing with that ass hat boyfriend of hers, and there aint a snowball's chance in hell Arquette is getting the job done between Courtney's legs.
JTT, it's a delicious looking ass, I'll tell ya that.
What? Courtney Cox is SO much hotter than that nasty, droopy cougar Demi. You're delusional, B!!
that is because it is WGWBA Wednesday!
Demi…super hot. I would break the strictly dickly rule for her a million times over. Sometimes I just get lost in this Charlies Angels 2 fantasy where Lucy Liu, Cameron, Demi and Drew are having one big orgy with guns and explosions.
Courtney getting choked while riding cock on the show DIRT = Top Ten TV Moment
Glamour Reel Moments - These two, your kidding me right?
There’s a little bit of the, “woman on the news saying she can see the Virgin Mary in her tortilla” in there.
lol….You white Racist bastard.
Its the typical girl starving her self look, she has indetions in her skin where there should be fat. For some reason old broads think they look as young and hot as me if they dont eat.
demi- bruce willis laid so much seed in that ass, she's probably got a produce market in her pussy.
courtney- a native of alabama that likes unfunny douchebuckets and wouldn't admit to getting three-wayed at the park by black guys and loving it at the age of 14 even if you have video evidence.
that's right bitch! i still got the video! cum stains and ALL!
SWEEEET Johhny!!!
pap,
"young and hot as me if they don't eat"
pics or shenanigans. they don't have to be nude. i can judge "hot" with a fucking burka on.
i'll show you mine if you show me yours.
YAHTZEE!