So here’s the deal with all the stuff I get about the shenanigans behind "Girls Next Door": there are three people I talk too. Two of them on the Playboy side, one of them on the TV show side. None of them know each other, and yet they generally say the same things (the main difference being Kendra/Hank Baskett. Playboy side says she is engaged, TV side says they are dating but not engaged). But late last night I get an email from TV side that Holly has abruptly dumped Hugh Heffner, much to everyone’s amazement.
TV Side has said in the past that Holly was in it for the money and was looking around and flirting with other guys but was never expected to actually leave him. Over the last few weeks she has changed completely. She actually dumped Hef, face to face, last night. She has a condo in Santa Monica already and will be moving out of the mansion very soon.
Hef so far is taking the breakup well. And by that I mean he’s already stickin it to two new blond twins and they will move into the mansion in the coming weeks.
And good for him. That’s pretty much what I do after getting dumped too. Except, instead of having hot sex with young blond twins, I make a scarecrow of my ex and hang it from a tree with a knife in it and a note that says, YOU.
Yeah, I'm sure Hef is totally distraught.
GIGO.
whatevs i hate that ugly fake bitch anyway
c'mon at least cite Jack Handey for that one.
Holly: "Our relationship was beginning to get a little limp…"
When Hef was reached for comment, his reply was, "Holly who?"
SHITGODDARD
SHORT AND SWEET LIKE MY PENILE BULLPUP'S FUCKSPURT
I bet Hef just pulled a fucking lever behind his desk and dropped her ass into a den of starving lions.
(Huh uh huh uh huh uh…"pulled a lever"…)
I should call Hef and see if he needs any lime for his pile out back.
Hef - "Next!!"
I smell shenanigans–like, they're using this to promote the now very stale show.
Turning it into a soap opera for teenagers and senior citizens to watch together.
Besides, she's still under contract–to never talk about Hef's impotence and gay porn.
4 Posts by 8:30 (cst) BrEnd0n must have some shit to do today….
Turning it into a soap opera for teenagers and senior citizens to watch together.
Well, isn't that pretty much what the show is about?
come to papa bitch!
That’s pretty much what I do after getting dumped too. Except, instead of fucking blond twins, I make a scarecrow of my ex and hang it from a tree with a knife in it and a note that says, YOU.
Well how do you explain all the jizz stains on the scarecrows's face?……and why is it wearing lipstick? Freak!!
Imagine telling your grandkids you had old sandpaper balls in yo mouf.
she looks the kind of bitch that would tell you about her childhood during anal.
Would you go there?
I would.
Isn't this all fake anyway?
The only thing not fake is the thought of busting a nut on her forehead, sticking a dollar bill to it, then setting her fucking house on fire as I walked out my car, readjusting my cock and balls.
Hey, look! We wear our shirts the same way when we go out looking for old guys to bang. What a ka-wink-a-dink.
Nice to see Crabbus is back to his usual self after a weekend of non-capitalization. ;)