Melanie Brown isn’t nearly hot enough to dress this goofy and get away with it. There are a few girls who are, but she’s not one of them. If I showed up for a date and the girl was dressed like this, she better be slutty because that shit is embarrassing. In fact I would drop my dick right on her kitchen table before we went out to gauge her reaction, to see if this was even gonna be worth it. "Whoaa…", I'd say, looking coy and sexy with my hands on my hips. "What's that doing there?"
Wow she looks like a fucking moron. And Mr. Velvety Smooth isn't helping.
2nd
Hide your children! The space aliens are amoung us.
Is that Ru Paul?
That dude looks like he is trying to finish pinching off a loaf.
God Damn! Grace Jones called and she wants her fucked-up look back.
Grace Jones looks like shit.
Strang-e'!!!
DAMN YOU EMMALEE!!!!!
Why does she have that Shit-Eating Grin?
It's like a suppository dress.
My spidey sense is tickling that when that zipper comes down the whole thing inflates like a life raft. Tits be hanging down to her FUBA
She has a shit eating grin because she is English.
Tits be hanging down to her FUBA
Wait, isnt that supposed to be FUPA?
Da Girrl - your right , my bad.
I will say this…..for once…..
Who the FUCK are these two?????
Has she been naked somewhere? Is she "Baby Spice"?
Dicks on the kitchen table are the new black.
A lot of work goes into hiding those ears. Used to be what hair was for.
Scary Spice, Observer - duh!
Wait, didn't someone also put their dick on Angelina's dinner plate? Is it detachable penis day and no one told me?
Grace Jones only has half those tits.