10.10.2008 “WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?”

Suffice to say Britney Spears is doing better now than she was a year ago.  And now, for the first time, Britney will talk about her very public meltdown in a 90-minute documentary.  According to the Daily Mail, Brit says loneliness and insecurity were the catalysts of a deep depression, which led to her erratic behavior.

'I sit there and I look back and I'm like, "I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"' Spears said in an interview to air on MTV on Nov. 30, two days before the release of her new album.
'I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know.'
'Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don't open the gate up that much, you know I mean?' she continues.
'You're guarded. You have to be that way, so I'm kind of stuck in this place and it's like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that's what I do. I just cope with it, every day.'

Sometimes I wonder if I'm partially to blame for this climate of cruelty and harassment.   I look inside myself and thi… wait a second.  Look at that.  It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.  It’s for the house, the car, the boat, the RV.  IT does the work!  Why do I wanna work twice as hard?  I have got to order one of those later.  What?  20 MINUTES!?!?  AHHH!  I GOTTA GO!!!

(commercial for the show after the jump)



(48) Comments

  1. someoneluvsu 10/10/2008 06:35

    G.I. Jane Insane

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/10/2008 06:37

    A 90-minute documentary on Britney Spears?

    Wow, I wonder if this could be the mo…Zzzzzzzzzzz

  3. Mac-Daddy 10/10/2008 06:42

    -Yawn!

    I'd rather watch the fake porn tape

  4. Observer 10/10/2008 06:42

    Sometimes I wonder if being a spoiled selfish willful asshole with no sense of responsibility is all it's cracked up to be.

     

    Then I look at my increased royalties and I say "Hell, Yes!"  (Sorry Gretchen).

  5. RemSteale 10/10/2008 06:43

    The only 90 minute film of Britney worth watching would have been filmed about 4 years ago and involved a lot of fucking and sucking

  6. Observer 10/10/2008 06:44

    Put her in a pni "LazyTown" wig and I'll fuck her the livelong day.

     

    Take the wig off??   I'd still fuck her.

    Though she is getting a bit "thick" as middle-age approaches.

  7. Observer 10/10/2008 06:44

    pni s/h/b "pink"

  8. Silverback 10/10/2008 06:44

    That shammy ? Made by Germans ? You just know the Germans make great stuff.

  9. DB's Treasure 10/10/2008 06:47

    "I'm a smart person…"

    OOOOOOOOkay, Britney. This isn't the Comedy Bucket or anything. You don't get paid to tell jokes. 

  10. leftnutofjesus 10/10/2008 06:48

    I'd fuck her bald. 

    At least then, my friends wouldn't make fun of me.

    They'd pat me on the back for sodomizing such a pretty boy.

  11. The Fried Man 10/10/2008 06:48

    Is it just me or does it seem like MTV has stock in Britney Spears Inc.  Nobody gives a sht about her but these people.  They give her awards for an album that sucked, they let her perform ever year at the awards shows, and they give her softball questions in an exclusive interview.  If I didn't no any better I'd think Kurt Loder was banging her.

  12. man bear pig 10/10/2008 06:48

    "I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"'

     Who the hell thinks she's a smart person? 

  13. djtechsys 10/10/2008 06:49

    Silverback - look at the showers they made during WWII

  14. DB's Treasure 10/10/2008 06:51

    Observer, "though she is getting a bit thick…"? I'd take a gal that "thick" any second of the day.

  15. Observer 10/10/2008 06:52

    I know DB……

    You have opened my eyes for sure……as I discovered last summer on my two-week vacation at a local swimming pool.

    Some of those bellies look pretty inviting.

  16. DB's Treasure 10/10/2008 06:53

    Fried Man, she's the next Michael Jackson. That fucker will have news coverage even when the flesh rots off his bones…

    …oh, wait a minute….uh, I mean when he's dead. 

  17. leftnutofjesus 10/10/2008 07:00

    dj,

    nice. i'm impressed.

  18. Paparazzi Sniper 10/10/2008 07:06

    i can sum this up for you brit, since it happend to my GF but she dident shave her head.  You party like a rock star, you got pregnant and had a kid.  You still wanted to party like a rock star but now oyu got the kid and u you are the public eye.   Things werent going good with your boyfreind which always happens when one still wants to party and the other one doesent (usally its the guy though)  You split he said i want a certain amount of money you said "no" fine he said then ill take the kids and you will lose cause you do drugs.  You got parnoid that at the trial they were going to take your hair sample and from that hair, they would have been able to know your drug comsumption on a daily bassis.  So you shaved your head.  But you still wanted to party in the end so you said "fuck it'  you can have the kids Kevin i got plenty of cash.   Im pretty sure that was the jist of it. 

     

  19. RemSteale 10/10/2008 07:08

    You put way too much thought into that Pap. Short version: She's a twat.

  20. BlackBeardsRevenge 10/10/2008 07:17

    Dear Britney, you are clearly not a smart person.  Don't even get your hopes up.  "you don't open that gate up," yea, that's cause no one wants to hear you making noise.  Just shut up. The only reason you should be opening your mouth is to suck my dick.

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