Yesterday the Daily Mail had something about Katie Holmes and her scary new teeth.
The actress was seen leaving her New York apartment for the theatre, when she unwittingly revealed her chipped tooth.
Clearly the wife of Tom Cruise has missed a couple of dental appointments of late as she was seen looking less than polished as she headed to work yesterday.
Dressed in a cropped black leather jacket, jeans and a sweater, Katie smiled for the cameras.
But instead of her usual blinding white smile, in its place was a rather ropey looking snaggled toothed grin.
It could be a case of missing veneers, or a loose crown or two, but clearly Katie is in need of an emergency trip to the dentist.
I like to base conclusions on nothing but stuff I made up just now, so with that in mind it's clear this has something to do with scientology. If their dental technology is as advanced as their e-meter (cans attached to wires) technology, a scientology dentist will use a drill attached to a potters wheel that he pedals with his foot. I'm sure novocain is somehow bad, so to make her comfortable Katie has to wear a special belt foretold in the prophecy by L Ron Hubbard. It's big and silver and on the buckle is a Space Puma (who looks like a regular puma but with stars around him) inside an big red X. Space Puma is also making a fist, letting Katies pain receptors know they’ll get a knuckle sandwich if they give her any trouble.
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She looks old as hell!
so who would you rather get a blow from Katie or Kristen?
A lifetime of psychiatry might cure that
Damn, that leather jacket is from Top Gun. I just know it.
Neither. A blowfish would be more attractive than either one of those hags.
Hmm, I didn't know Scientology turned you into a crack whore as well as an idiot.
u got it wrong guys its look like snaggle tooth day and she was just doing her best k. dunst impression.
I always thought she had the perfect white symmetrical chicklet teeth
(READ: "store-bought"). Musta popped off some of the veneers during some rough oral.
She going to rehearsal for her new show "How I Lost My Looks and Career in Two Years"
Better yet, my fuckin cat's asshole is more attractive than that. Note: My "fuckin' cat" is his name and he puts is damn asshole in my face all the damn time. Why? I have no idea. He's a pussy. get it? a pussy? in my face? yea, yea, I know.
I think she may be prepping to fit in with the locals when she joins Madouchebag in London…sorry, Rem…
I've got nothing. bye again!
Lookin more and more like a boy. Fuck her. Fuck Tom.
She's NEVER been good looking. She's always looked like a downs patient on the verge of crying. This chick is so not worth a double look.
Sashy, my cat does the same thing. I try to go to sleep and the damn thing jumps on my bed and sticks her butt in my face. That bitch.
Ya know what's more gay than nailing Katie Holmes? Being a dude and owning a fucking cat. Get a dog you sissies.
Space Puma? Is that anything like Sex Panther?
With shoulders like that, Grub…you've got something alright. ;)
She looked good on Dawson's Creek as Joey I believe? Dawson always used to sneak in her room at night but was too much of a wuss to demand any head.
Toms jizz rots teeth.
Scum, you know damn well that Tom doesn't touch her. He trails off to the male strip club and gay bars.
well, at least now I have a model for a Jack O'Lantern mouth…thanks, Katie!