Alessandra Ambrosio is almost definitely the hottest piece of ass on the planet (other than your mom - ZING!), so of course she’s going to look spectacular in a bikini just two months after giving birth to a little girl. She’s like Wolverine. Her prettiness bounces right back and it's like nothing ever happened. She's just physically better than you or your friends. Not me though. I'm devastatingly handsome and more than one pleasantly surprised Bunny has commented that my semen taste like cherries.
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That bathing suit sucks, I want to see the tummy I'd pulling out to throw my map of Hawaii on.
LOOK at that fucking caveman behind them! Christ!
What the hell is up with her friend's face in the bottom pic?
It's amazing what a little vomiting can do to your figure.
that's what a personal trainer and a diet of jello and cocaine will do for you…she prob hired a wet nurse for the little rug runner
Icky Poo.
Moar pix of Megan Fox, pleeze!!
DB- she sharted…you should know that by now
yay pics of another skinny bitch YAY!
ALESSANDRA DIDN'T TAKE LONG
Isn't that a coincidence?…neither did I…oh wait…according to the X-Files…there are no coincidences…my bad…
She's clearly made a pact with the devil.
I would take that chick in the aqua blue and crowbar the shit out that pussy, wait for whoever's in there to run out, then hop in and stretch my fucking feet out in that shit.
I think there are stretch marks under that suit. That being said flip her over, grab those little elven ears and go to town.
Nah. Too thin, find a girl with some curves
What they aren't telling us is that she gave birth to a hamster. She named him Pepper.
My 5 year old takes better pictures. Jesus, at least focus, please! Aim at the toe, get a little closer,use the flash, get a better camera or stick to washing dishes.
That is the dumbest swimsuit I have ever seen. That being said, I would double-dong her so long we'd have to call the Guinness Book of World records
There's nothing worse than fucking a skinny bitch from behind and your waist is getting drilled by both her ass bones.
I don't give a shit if they got curves or they look like ethiopians…..
At the end of the motherfucking day, all I have to say to a bitch is one thang,
"Papa Bear needs a slow mouth."
Ohm are you related to MPTW?
Just asking..