11.03.2008 ANGELINA JOLIE IS PHOTOGENIC

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of this months "Harpers Bazaar" (here for full size), and she's so impossibly good looking they might as well have shown her riding two dolphins like ski’s with her hands on her hips and winking at me naked, except for an American flag that she's wearing like a cape.  That’s about the only way she could look any more perfect.


(47) Comments

  1. Ed 11/03/2008 13:57

    I would lick that spot off her cheek.  I'll start at her toes and work my way up.

  2. I am completely normal 11/03/2008 13:57

    yougat

  3. Smeg McMuffin 11/03/2008 13:58

    Escept for the prolapsed vagina, she's pretty okay.

  4. DocTroy 11/03/2008 14:00

    She looks great but all I can think of when I see her is how Billy Bob trained her to go ass to mouth.

  5. Absynth 11/03/2008 14:00

    i felt a pulse up my balls looking at the pic.

  6. scum 11/03/2008 14:01

    I would rathe see The Sexiest Whores In The World.

  7. scum 11/03/2008 14:02

    Rather.

  8. RonDogg 11/03/2008 14:02

    If she didn't bang Billy Bob, +10 points would be added to her Total.

  9. Dirty Hairy 11/03/2008 14:03

    Dude, pregnant chicks get hemorrhoids. Not sexy.

  10. scum 11/03/2008 14:03

    Having that plumbers ass crack of a lower lip filled with spakle almost make her good looking.

  11. BuddyGroove 11/03/2008 14:04

    i want those lips wrapped around my penis. damn!

  12. Zombie 11/03/2008 14:04

    DocTroy: Do you think Billy Bob trained her to go "scrotum to windpipe" as well?

  13. POOLMAN 11/03/2008 14:05

    not to photoshop editors, replace phalic looking finger with real penis

  14. sepulfrodo 11/03/2008 14:07

    fap fap fap fap

     she is beautiful.. the alpha female for sure..

  15. DocTroy 11/03/2008 14:08

    Zombie:  I think that this philanthropist has done things with the cock that can only be seen in low budget brazilian porn.  Really dirty things, maybe something cool i don't even know about.

  16. CmdrBretz 11/03/2008 14:10

    You sure this isn't Charlize Theron?

  17. POOLMAN 11/03/2008 14:10

    lick sucking Brad's balls while he ass fucks Jen

  18. scum 11/03/2008 14:10

    Im not good with cursive but that reads Impure Camera Whore to me.

  19. Mac-Daddy 11/03/2008 14:11

    is it too hard to ask people to stop talking about Billy Bob?

    as they say….Out of sight, out of mind. / out of Mind, out to fuck the ever-loving hell out of that woman!

  20. POOLMAN 11/03/2008 14:12

    I would fuck her out of her mind

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