Raffaello Follieri of course was Anne Hathaways boyfriend, seemingly a wealthy Italian playboy, but in reality a conman who stole millions from investors who believed he was a representative of the Vatican entrusted with upgrading and buying Roman Catholic churches across the US. Now he's serving 6 years in jail, which turns out, is unpleasant. The always great New York Daily News says…
Rats roam freely, there's excrement in the shower and Follieri shares a windowless dorm with 120 other shower-deprived men. "He says the stench is intolerable," his lawyer Flora Edwards wrote. "Clearly no one should be subjected to these conditions."
The 30-year-old playboy pleaded guilty to bankrolling a high-flying lifestyle that included trips with Hathaway to exotic locales on private jets, a dog walker and $37,000-a-month rent for his Fifth Avenue apartment with money stolen from investors.
Follieri complained that his medication has been confiscated and that he's been short of breath. He hasn't been able to eat because the food appears to be spoiled and the toilet and showers are "unspeakably unsanitary," Edwards said, adding that Follieri has been running a fever.
Whatever. I'm not the one in jail so it turns out I don't care what their life is like. What I do care about is Hathaways perplexing status as some hot piece. She's not ugly of course, but she's not hot either. Not by a mile. I know guys see a big mouth and get excited, because that’s the part where the penis goes to start and finish sex, but hers is ridiculous. I could put my dork in there and rattle it around like one of those triangular diner bells cowboys use. And there’s no way I have the self-confidence to keep going after that.
I'd juggle AIDs covered knives to fuck this girl.
Bless his little cotton socks. Hasnt he had enough anal sex from the other 120 unwashed inmates to learn to shut the fuck up?
Would.
ANNE'S EX NOT HAPPY IN JAIL
however, the rest of the world…ecstatic…and isn't that what really matters…
Bren.do.n:
What I do care about is Hathaways perplexing status as some hot piece. She's not ugly of course, but she's not hot either. Not by a mile.
I have to agree (with apologies to thedudeabides)……… but she IS fucking juicy…….frequently shows her tits…..(even in movies about cowboy cocksuckers)…..and claims to "enjoy" anal.
All said…….she makes a great girlfriend if your destiny is a shit encrusted jail cell someday.
Rick: Does the rest of the world really care??? I mean, seriously? Unless you actually lost money from this dood, do you really give a shit?
I'd just tell her to make a fish face then grab her by the ears and sex it.
"Rick: Does the rest of the world really care??? I mean, seriously? Unless you actually lost money from this dood, do you really give a shit?"
actually, given the world's love of schadenfreude, I'd say yes, the world and I do give a shit…
Obs, can you reference this "seems to enjoy anal"?
She reminds me of the church girl you could bang in the pooperhole that had mixed babies in high school.
$37,000 rent- what an idiot- he could get a mortgage for pennies, well now his ass is for ren by Bubba for dessert pudding
"Watch your cornhole, bud."
When you look at her from the side, her mouth isn't as big.
Problem solved!
she is doable in a cute way. not the 'fuck me like I've been a bad girl' way. which I infinitely like better.
I would leave glaciers of cum on this bitch's face and tits. I'm talking giant sheets of crusted cum. When she walked, cumflakes would flurry downward and that shit taste in her mouth would be from her asshole.
*****News Flash*****
Prison is unpleasant.
WTF were you expecting, asshat? High Tea & scones?
At least he can be useful as a dick cozy for Bubba.
Br.e.ndon, you seemed to have that "big mouth" problem with Jessica Biel, if my mind serves me correct. I'll be honest and say that the big mouth doesn't bother me as nearly as much as it should. The bigger it is, the better the chance she can fit my root, ball bag, and asshole all in one gulp.
shit left, that's some perverted image..
I say thumbs up…I would make it with her fo sure
GIANT SHEETS OF CRUSTED CUM -
DUDE
I just want her to hold me…….
In her mouth….or her