I actually think Aubrey O Day is hot, so I’m more than happy to carry on and yell about her hot body, but this bitch has to meet me half way. She can't go to the beach wrapped up like Truman Capote. I can’t do all the heavy lifting here. She looks more like Mrs. Roper or someone trying to sell me potpourri at a street fair than a sexy slut with big awesome tits.
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FIRST!!!!
Anyway, yea I'd skull-fuck this whore for a few hours at least.
Mr Furley or Mr Roper?
I gotta pick Furley–him going to the strip poker game wearing 5 layers of clothes, scarves and hats was classic.
Oh dear, we have a "First"-er……….
How am I supposed to fantasize about jerking off on her forehead when she wears something like that? Thanks a lot Aubrey, sheesh.
I hate "First"-ers, Rem…
You're in the jungle, baby! You're gonna diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
I know, Fisters are so much more interesting Mony
"How am I supposed to fantasize about jerking off on her forehead when she wears something like that? Thanks a lot Aubrey, sheesh."
BSDC, a true "master"-bater finds inspriation despite the outfit, not only because of it…ah young Grasshopper…
Anyhow, I'd like to milk this filly. I'd like to milk her into a sacred chalice and take a filthy communion…
What the hell is on her leg in the 3rd picture?
Are we sure this isn't Nicole Ritchie?
Hello? Is it me your looking for?
I think this skank needs to just disappear!! She's cute & all but her attitude makes her just another nasty ass Britney Spears…she is styrofoam, bottom line!
She looks like a fishface woman coming out of the sea like that.
Hello…
Styrofoam?
White and crumbly and makes some people react like your dragging your nails down a blackboard when you pick it up??
Fuck her
This bitch is taking enormous sunglasses to a whole new level.
I'd like to introduce her to my lavander sachet, aka my nutsack.
I could have sworn that was Nicole Richie.