Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up the other day, which is surprising because any white guy still wearing his pants like this must be pretty cool. I know only idiot wiggers did it before, and they stopped a year ago, but if there's one thing I know about trends in fashion, it's that they last forever, and nothing ever changes. What's cool today will definitely be cool tomorrow, don't even worry about it. It's why I look so handsome in my white sunglasses and baggy day-glo t-shirt with RELAX on the front.
Well, with a name like Benji then you know he's gonna be a fuckin retard.
….not to mention he's been sticking his dick in a herpe patch for the past year
Wow, pap asked for it, B gave it to her.
Is Pap smart or what?
or what?
What the hell did I miss about Pap? Someone fill me in…
Why does he talk to a parking meter?
In a contest between idiots, who wins…Penis or The Illustrated Man?
Trick question…nobody wins…we all lose…both are still able to walk amidst the living…
Why does he talk to a parking meter?
/looking at the headline/
Ok, he is an idiot
Pap Sniper IS Bren.do.n:
(I'll probably get banned for this insult).
Nice knowing you, Observer.
You know…….
….for "Tittie Thursday"….there has been a lot of man-meat in the last two posts.
This must be payback for the awesome day yesterday……
what surprised me was he didn’t knock up Paris. although there is a person in front of the meter. you know he is not talking to that person.
actually calling him an idiot is an insult to idiots everywhere.
I think his brother was born first. This guy is all the shit that was left over, so naturally he'd dress like a retard.
Wearing the hat he displays in US magazine is what I do when I'm REALLY trying to nail a chick.
"Frankie Say Relax!"
or at least have a Zima and chill out.
It's big headlines these days when an enormous cunt dumps a legendary douchebag.
maybe she split with him when she was done reading him
He asked the parking meter how long he had left on the "Paris - Ride".
and you know that the parking meter is having to carry the conversation, and the dillweed has to put money in the meter to get it to talk to him, just like he did
ParisPenisBTW - Who the fuck is he and why should I even fucking care?