Some dashing ne’er-do-well put up a bootleg copy of the new "Star Trek" trailer, which premiered yesterday in front of "Quantum of Solace". At first I was thinking that kid sucks I hate him. Then I was like oh okay. Then I was like wow that dude is a perfect Spock and the new “beam me” effect is cool and this is really beautiful and that black girl is hot and LOOK IT'S SIMON PEGG. Then the hot black girl took off her top and I kinda lost track of stuff from there.
It looks like there are spotlights all around the hot black girl taking off her top, leading me to hope that maybe this is some kind of "talent show" scene where hot girls take off their clothes and then, you know, do it. It would make a lot of sense if you think about it. Otherwise casual fans like myself would leave wondering why the movie didn’t have more scenes with hot girls gettin in on.
UPDATE - much much larger copy of this file for DL on rapidshare here and megaupload here. You will need the VLC media player to play it.
BOOTLEGGIN' ANAL COWBOYS, A ROUND OF DEEP-FRIED HORSE BALLS FOR EVERYONE, JJ ABRAMS IS THE SHITKAISER
My thoughts exactly, Crab. I'll keep Yvonne Craig painted green and Kirk pulling his boots on with a shit eating grin, thank you very much.
Pull my arse-mouth-rump-rose from the legging on the whores! Sons of sows buggered on prayer-stools, my anal lovefrenzy will stop with no Greeks. Greek women moist and shivering like the sun seen through parched lids… fuck my prick, you cunts… in your cunts I will shoot my rageFUCK.
ACKNOWLEDGED APECAPTAIN, SET A COURSE FOR A HOOKER'S CHILI COOK-OFF
I will fit the negress in my hollow thus! I will split her seam like the hound splits the egg. I am "becoming" = coming! god's s–t, I'm coming! Spurt me, with your muscled walls, O pink cavern where the miners are forever lost, raise the two lips together (see how pretty they are), push the button, I will put a hub on its wheel… My hand in your rosefolds, raising high the holy ogive… O my church…
Yes, Crabbus. Enjoy the sexual chili, for soon it will disperse like the whore's atavistic sweat balloons. Deflating all in a rush - anguish, short-hairs, and spunk…
I will fit the half Jewess
negressin my hollow thus! I will split her seam like the hound splits the egg. I am "becoming" = coming! god's s–t, I'm coming! Spurt me, with your muscled walls, O pink cavern where the miners are forever lost, raise the two lips together (see how pretty they are), push the button, I will put a hub on its wheel… My hand in your rosefolds, raising high the holy ogive… O my church…ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
and one more time
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!
ALL HAIL WINONA RYDER!!!!!!!
this thing doesn't have a time but she is shown in the middle area. she is on some sort of couch in white and an orange blanket.
I hope people know i think Winona Ryder is hot.
Light Dragon, that's really obnoxious to re-post so many times. Bloody hell, you twat! Be careful that the good doctress doesn't ban you.
Let you be buggered by a hoary mob! Also, nice avatar, it's so original. God damn, what would we do without such intellect?!
Is that Eli Roth as Spock??? HAH
Fuck yeah, Simon Pegg! Don't forget John Cho!
Mony : you are jealous because you did n0t do it first.
Winona Rider as Spock's mother ? Did I just wake up in Crazytown ?
Lightdragon keeps his favorite avatar under wraps, Mony. He knows the terrible effect it has on me.
Eric Banna as Zulu…
And I'll spell Winona Horowitz' name any way I want.
I am not jealous. Je me souviens what you did your mum, Dragon!
Silverback, haha, I'm glad he's not taunting you with it…
Winona Laura Horowitz, to you. I'd like to throw my sap-filled prick towards her…!