11.07.2008 BRITNEY AND MADONNA ARE BFF

Madonna played a concert at Dodger Stadium in LA last night, and the worst kept secret in town was unveiled on just the very third song, when Britney’s hot ass pranced onto stage.  People says…

Madonna greeted her with "Hi Britney!" And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on "Human Nature" with Madonna.
"She's not your b—-" Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: "It's Britney, b—-!"
Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage.

Is it any wonder Britney felt uncomfortable with Madonna’s old ass pawing all over her?  Britney is a hot young piece and Madonna looks like someone scaled a dragon.  I'm not even positive what the fuck that means but I still feel like it makes sense.  You may have been thinking that Madonna looked like one of those dead chickens you see in butcher shops, so you went with your friends to point out the chicken that looked like Madonna, but I'm sorry, that’s a waste of the butchers time. He doesn't have time to point to what dead chickens may or may not look like Madonna, and then rank them according to their likeness.  Not cool man. Not cool. I like to have fun too, but sometimes you just take it too far.

(picture source = inf daily and splash)




(212) Comments

  1. pepper 11/07/2008 07:26

    did she loose weight or is Magina really small?

  2. DB's Treasure 11/07/2008 07:27

    I knew there was a reason Slash never showed his face. Why's he wearing a see through dress?

  3. robvas 11/07/2008 07:27

    She (Brit) looks good as fuck right now

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/07/2008 07:27

    Madonna’s arms are fucking gross. They’re so sinewy I wouldn’t be able to even look at them while she was giving me a hand job.

  5. DB's Treasure 11/07/2008 07:28

    Doc,

    here's your next rule:

    - no more Madonna threads 

  6. thisiswhatidoatwork 11/07/2008 07:29

    Damn.  Do mood stabilizers make your hair look better?

    Whatever shit she's on, she should be its spokesperson.

  7. lady garden 11/07/2008 07:29

    Brit looks great-Madge looks like she's been hanging out with the child catcher-(lollipops)

  8. RemSteale 11/07/2008 07:30

    God, remember when Madonna snogging Britney was hot?

    How things have changed…. 

  9. pepper 11/07/2008 07:30

    Did they kiss?

  10. Silverback 11/07/2008 07:31

    This looks like fucking Cabaret Night at the local high school. Which reminds me that it is Friday night.

  11. A.M. Lumber 11/07/2008 07:32

    Hot Young Piece? Did this concert take place in 1999?

  12. Paparazzi Sniper 11/07/2008 07:32

    gawd  madonna looks like a zombie in the banner pic…..brit looks decent…too bad we know thats a taco bell body under there.

  13. pepper 11/07/2008 07:33

    Well since we have new rules andI can no longer

    • 1)Overt racism (stop the "knee grow" shit now)
    • 2)Targeting other posters
    • 3)Trolling (posting just to be a huge douchebag)
    • 4)Spamming
    • 5)Other than that, knock yourselves out

     

      I might as well do work. Have a great day everyone.
     

     

  14. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2008 07:33

    Tom Petty looks pretty fucking good.   Britney? Even better.   White shirts do wonders for hog asses, trust me. i used to be one.

  15. A.M. Lumber 11/07/2008 07:33

    Doc, who's DON'T we want to see?

  16. A.M. Lumber 11/07/2008 07:34

    Lates Pep!

  17. DB's Treasure 11/07/2008 07:34

    Rem, I am gonna disagree with you there.

    The day I stopped thinking Madonna was remotely attractive was when I first saw A League Of Their Own and Madonna was dancing at the Suds Bucket. By the end of the fast song she starts laughing mad hard and the camera closes in on her face. There's this GIANT old lady vein that shot down her forehead and around her eye. It frightened me as a wee lad and ever since then the broad's been a bag of shit to me. 

  18. A.M. Lumber 11/07/2008 07:38

    I loved her pics with Naomi Campbell back in the day. Shame the other dood was there. Big Daddy Kane maybe?

  19. Paleomiz 11/07/2008 07:38

    Doc, here's your next rule:- no more Madonna threads

    I have no sway over content. However, I will say that this bitch makes chicks our age embarrassed. How hard can you try to be cool? Wearing your age with some grace is really the sexiest thing ever

  20. SuperB 11/07/2008 07:39

    Damn- Brit looks hot…Madge still looks like undertaker

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