Britney Spears was back home in Kentwood, Louisiana this weekend for a quick visit home, but things took a turn for the worse when her 2-year-old son Jayden had to be rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon. It might have been because he had just watched LSU quarterback Jarret Lee throw another fucking interception, and he passed out from screaming for Russell Shepard and Rueben Randle to please god hurry and get here. Or maybe that was just me. People says…
Jayden was taken to the hospital after suffering "a terrible allergic reaction. He had hives, was itchy and irritable," according to the source, who says that Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne, spent the night at the hospital with Jayden.
As for what caused the reaction, "They're just not sure," said the source.
Just prior to the incident, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, Lynne and Jamie Spears were enjoying a fun afternoon at the family's Serenity mansion, the boys' first trip out of California with their mother since she lost custody.
Why on earth do people have kids? By all outward appearances, they’re nothing but one endless terrifying drama after another, a constant drain on your wallet, your social life and your peace and quiet. Have a kid and your life just became 100 million times harder. You might as well have chopped off one of your feet. Are they cute? Not really, not to anyone but you, but if that’s all you want get a dog and then fold a pirate hat out of some newspaper. There. Ta-da.
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A tour for the worse?
Had no Idea that you could be alergic to KFC?
..or washed up skanks.
Just prior to the incident, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, Lynne and Jamie Spears were enjoying a fun afternoon at the family's Insanity
Serenitymansion.The "worst" happened when he lost the baby lottery and fell out of Britney…..
That's what he gets for sneaking Mommy's cigs on the sly…
Anybody else surprised it's not from an unintentional cigarette burn to the forehead?
How do they not know what he was allergic to?
I don't know what my kid is allergic to. I just give him stuff and see what happens. He's too young for allergy tests.
Hopefully he was just allergic to that many morons in one place at a time
Guaran-damn-tee that kid ain't allergic to Cheetos.
Jayden was taken to the hospital after suffering "a terrible allergic reaction. He had hives, was itchy and irritable," according to the source…
Hell, I can't blame the little basstid…I get the same reaction looking at Crackhouse or Madouchebag posts…
Hopefully he was just allergic to that many morons in one place at a time
I dont think there's a vaccine strong enough 4 that
He's allergic to pumpkins!
Where's Fussy today? I wonder if somebody got the knots too tight while hogtieing her this weekend. Surely not.
Girl next door…. DAMN! I bet you've sent a few people to hospital! " If you experience an erection lasting 4 hours, see a doctor"
Are we sure that kid's dad isn't Ferris Bueller?
Wow, a kid had to be taken to the hospital… that never happens!
I hope this waste of genes dies.
primarily britney, because the other one's still young. if he comes of age, I'll make my deathwish then…
Maybe the "Eau du Adnan's Sperm" was still detectable on Britney's face……and the kid's system just "skeeved".