There is a 100 percent chance today that the state of New York will go to Barrack Obama in today’s presidential election, and an excellent chance that Obama wins the election overall, but not because the people have made their decision, but because Puff Daddy is the most powerful man in the world, according to Puff Daddy. The AP says…
"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had," the hip-hop mogul said.
"May"? That "may" not be true? I'll solve the mystery, no, it's not true. It's very definitely definitely NOT true. The AP continues…
After spending much of the presidential campaign season using his star wattage to get other people to the polls, Diddy, like other celebrity political boosters, spent the day leading by example. He arrived at his polling site — a school in midtown Manhattan — in the morning and waited in line as a bevy of media prepared to capture the moment. Diddy said he believed he was potentially making history by voting for the first black president in U.S. history, and also felt the weight of the past in the voting booth. "I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I just felt like, Martin Luther King, and I felt the whole civil rights movement, I felt all that energy, and I felt my kids," he said. "It was all there at one time. It was a joyous moment."
Well I sure do feel silly. I thought maybe Diddy was making his choice for superficial reasons, but no, like, Martin Luther King and feeling his kids. And energy. He just made me look like a fool.
Dammit I am so pumped for when Obama makes the oceans recede. He's special.
What he is ,is the biggest dick .
FUCK P DIDDY IN HIS STUPID VOTE-CASTING ASS!!!
He would make history if he had a gasoline enema and set himself on fire while jumping off the Golden Gate bridge.
Black people are just so objective. They'd vote for OJ and Michael Vick.
Somebody needs to kick Diddy in the cunt
Oh man, you mean I didn't have to vote today, cause the only one that counts is Diddy's?
Someone call CPS, Puffy is touching the kids again.
Diddy lives in own little world doesn't he? Point weapons in his general vicinity…
Someone explain the Electoral College to Diddy.
No, wait… don't.
philly, a new yorker too? I guess I shouldn't have even bothered sending in my ballot either. I know I certaintly listen watch all of diddy's blogs on youtube and try to lead my life by his example!
go easy on diddy. his life is filled with the same oppression, turmoil and poverty as MLK's. not to mention kunta kinte. finally diddy is able to throw off all that oppression. hopefully soon he will see a day where he no longer has to fly commercial.
Someone explain the Electoral College to Diddy.
Actually somebody should tell him they graduated from the Electoral College so Diddy will boast he did, too
Misty - I'm from Philadelphia, but in Diddy's mind, no one else's vote matters.
Hmm, when they left Tim Robbins off the electoral register, maybe they meant PDiddy instead…
Heh, on the coverage here in the UK they just had an American commentator saying that there was a lot of feeling that the current administration had, and I quote "blown off the opposition and blown off the world."
The interviewer felt the need to clarify that she mean they'd disregarded everyone else's opinions. As opposed to the other meaning of "blown off." Dunno if it's an idiom you guys have over there in the US, but over here it's a way of saying they gave a blowjob.
Though that would explain a few things……
Hmmmm, I'm now thinking "Well, I'm not gay, but would I close my eyes, imagine titties, and accept a blowjob from Bush just to say I'd spunked in a world leader's face?"
Soooo… what name was on the registration? I call Conspiracy! Voter Fraud!
wow tripod, you're tittays are all knowing….succulent, juicy AND able to know the thoughts of all black people
Hmm, just got me thinking if Robbins and Diddy have much more in common - I checked birth dates - it's Diddy's 39th today, according to wikipedia. That's the real reason he's so fluffed up today. Screw his vote.
I can certainly understand why Diddy feels that way. The two have so much in common. No doubt Diddy relates to having a white mother that raised him along with her white parents because his Kenyan dad wasn't around. Going to Yale and graduating from law school, these are ALL things that make this day so special for Diddy.