11.19.2008 JACKMAN IS OFFICIALLY THE SEXIEST

People magazine announced their Sexiest Man Alive for 2008 today, and I’m willing to bet few women or gay guys will argue with their choice.  Hugh Jackman, with his lean muscled frame and dreamy bedroom stare, his savage stubble and sexy unkempt … his … umm … whoa, sorry about that.  I sort of drifted off there.  (sigh)

At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia, which he says kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time" and left people stammering, "Oh … my … God," according to costar Nicole Kidman, who adds, "Women's jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room."

Not coincidentally, this corresponds nicely with the premier of Jackmans new movie "Australia", in which he plays a hunky rebel who can't be tamed.  Some casting just makes perfect sense.  Like Jackman as a sexy cowboy.  Or me as a hunky football player.  Or Jessica Biel as a hunky football player.




(178) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 11/19/2008 07:54

    POWERTHIRST!!!!! OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF HUGH JACKMAN!!!

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/19/2008 07:54

    He is at the very top of my list of celebrities that probably aren't gay but should be gay.

    Whatever that means.

  3. dirtydiane 11/19/2008 07:55

    i'd let wolverine split me in half any day!

  4. Only TengoWould 11/19/2008 07:56

    I'm still not buying Nicole Kidman as an Australian though.

  5. SuperB 11/19/2008 07:56

    scuse me…sorry bout the wet spot on my chair…

  6. RemSteale 11/19/2008 07:56

    Okay, time to let the Durdenistas drool a little

  7. DB's Treasure 11/19/2008 07:57

    Ugh, Hugh Jackman really buttfucks the hope outta the curve for the rest of us brutes. Men, stand back and let the ladies fill the kiddy pool. 

  8. Mac-Daddy 11/19/2008 08:00

    I'm supposed to meet him tonight with my wife. Maybe I can pawn her off on him!!!

  9. grubber 11/19/2008 08:00

    "grubber Hugh Jackman, with his lean muscled frame and dreamy bedroom stare, his savage stubble"

    wow. thanks people. 

  10. PollyAnna 11/19/2008 08:00

    Not used to a lot of hair, but for him….mmmmm good.

  11. ohmwrecker 11/19/2008 08:01

    Eh, Clint Eastwood could still kick his ass.

  12. dirtydiane 11/19/2008 08:02

    Mac-Daddy…I'll give you my digits, tell him to CALL ME!  Seriously, though…have fun!  Sounds like a good time.

    I've got your award right……heeeeerrrrrreeee, Grub. ;)

  13. ohmwrecker 11/19/2008 08:03

    What is with you girls and the hairless men? Where are you meeting these guys? On an Indian reservation?

  14. leftnutofjesus 11/19/2008 08:04

    this makes me feel good because i have bedroom eyes and a hairy muscular chest.  my self-esteem boost has many frames living in fear.

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 11/19/2008 08:04

    "Ugh, Hugh Jackman really buttfucks the hope outta the curve for the rest of us brutes. Men, stand back and let the ladies fill the kiddy pool."

    As if I needed Hugh Jackman to cockblock me…the unholy love-child of Danny DeVito, Amy Winehouse, and Sloth Fratelli (Goonies…I win the nerdy contest, grub) easily steals my thunder…

  16. DB's Treasure 11/19/2008 08:04

    A man's body is like a garden; let it grow. 

  17. MonyVibescu 11/19/2008 08:04

    The woman salivate in anticipation of the divine Jack Man buggery!

  18. grubber 11/19/2008 08:05

    I never expected to win that one rick, I'd even help you win it if you asked ;)

  19. Observer 11/19/2008 08:05

    It makes me ROCK-HARD  doesn't do much for me……enjoy…..any Durdenistas.

  20. leftnutofjesus 11/19/2008 08:06

    yeah ohm.

    i saw it in all the pornos i watched yesterday too.  dudes with obviously waxed chests.  why?

    whatever happened to men having hair because that's what's natural and that's what you run your fingers through while throttling my cock like bobsledding for your life. ride it bitch. mmmmmm.

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