JERRY SEINFELD MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

Remember Shoshanna Lonstein?  There’s no reason you should but if you do you know she became famous in 1993 when she started dating Jerry Seinfeld.  Which was a big deal at the time because she was 17 and he was 38.  They stayed together for four years and after that he married Jessica Sklar and she married some billionaires kid.  The point to all this is of course titties.  Awesome ones.  Because Shoshanna was in Miami earlier this week and was nice enough to strip down to a kick ass bikini.  These aren’t the greatest pictures of her face (a more flattering one here) so I recommend you just stare at her body.  I know I seem obsessed with big tits lately, but that’s always been a problem of mine.  I care too much.  I’m too passionate.  Also, I’m in love with being in love.

(picture source = bauer griffin)