Remember Shoshanna Lonstein? There’s no reason you should but if you do you know she became famous in 1993 when she started dating Jerry Seinfeld. Which was a big deal at the time because she was 17 and he was 38. They stayed together for four years and after that he married Jessica Sklar and she married some billionaires kid. The point to all this is of course titties. Awesome ones. Because Shoshanna was in Miami earlier this week and was nice enough to strip down to a kick ass bikini. These aren’t the greatest pictures of her face (a more flattering one here) so I recommend you just stare at her body. I know I seem obsessed with big tits lately, but that’s always been a problem of mine. I care too much. I’m too passionate. Also, I’m in love with being in love.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
MFPHMMMMMM
titties…
Wow, what a body. I wouldn't be able to contain myself if I saw that walking by me. It'd be like an giraffe on the beach, how could I not take pictures and pet it?
if there aren't nipples then don't waste my time…
Butterface, nice tits!
breasts like that almost make a man forget she's got a whatchamcallit thingy just above it…oh, yes…a face…
I would pet those fine natural tits. Pep, fa¢e is OK. See what I did there?
I think I'd rather stare at her Louboutins in the more flattering pic. Then I can for sure avoid catching a glimpse of the face.
Big ol 'natural titties! Fuck they are goddamn amazing- like a lost species emerging from the water for society gaze at and rub one out.
This reminds me of that hypothetical question (and in this sense, let's use Shoshanna); if this gorgeous woman floated up on shore dead….looking JUST like this (fresh)…..would ya….ya know….?
The other pic is decent. Where's SlackJawed2 and his "I'd Hit It!"
Love dem titties! Need a pic of her ass, though…
DB,
Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
Make the 20 pounds a $50, for us.
Thanks.
I've done and/or would consider doing some pretty fucked-up, repugnant shit, DB. Pretty sure I'd have to draw the line at the necro, though.
Of course, if she floated up wearing the shoes, I'd think about it a little harder.
So what's worse to you guys?
Fucking a dead person?
Fucking an animal?
Pedophilia?
Or dead animal pedophilia?
Brendön, "In Love with Being In Love"?
What are you a Von Trapp, or something?
I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but can someone explain to me why paparazzi were following around Jerry Seinfeld's ex-girlfriend from 1993?
They're nice…btw
"So what's worse to you guys?
Fucking a dead person?
Fucking an animal?
Pedophilia?
Or dead animal pedophilia?"
sounds like the start to an "Aristocrats" joke…
If only I could be that talented :(
or perverse, some of those are fucking creative in the worst possible way
Jew boobs (joobs) are the best of our planet's natural resources.