11.13.2008 KANYE IS STILL A CRYBABY

Kanye West stamps his tiny feet any time there’s a prize given to any one but him.  He even demanded a recount when I awarded the coveted "Worlds Greatest Grandpa" mug to my moms dad in 1985 (he edged out my dads dad, who died seventeen years earlier).  Now Kanye says this years VMAs were fixed and the big winner, Britney Spears, was undeserving.  I'm sure that’s true and he's right, but shut the fuck up you faggot.  Your shitty music has made you rich beyond measure yet you still cry like a fat girl watching "the Notebook" every time something doesn’t go your way.  The Sun says…

The grumpy superstar was upset with the choice of winners at the big shows in both America and the UK this year.  He said: “BRITNEY SPEARS over RIHANNA? Are you serious?  “I mean f****** JARED LETO? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists.  I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger.

Wait it gets better…

Kanye has changed his style in an attempt to challenge the likes of legends PAUL McCARTNEY and JIMI HENDRIX — who he describes as “those artists in black and white photos.”
He admitted he “hated” his 2005 smash Gold Digger — and the new material is more PHIL COLLINS than rap.  Phil’s fingerprints are on a lot of the good pop music that’s coming out at the moment.

The Sun are the ones who capitalized PHIL COLLINS, but I nodded approvingly when I saw it because I would have done that too.  Phil Collins.  Kanye is emulating Phil Collins.  I could have read "Phil's fingerprints are on a lot of dead boys anuses" and not been anymore disgusted.

(147) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/13/2008 06:17

    What an out-of-touch douchebag.  You want to challenge Jimi Hendrix?  Start by playing an instrument dick bag.

  2. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/13/2008 06:18

    Kayne may we suggest a remake of Sussudio, I know some one who'd buy it.

  3. RemSteale 11/13/2008 06:19

    "Those artists in black and white photos"?

    Bwah, ha, ha, ha, ha. 99% of them had more talent in the wax they picked out of their ears and flicked in the bin than this idiot has 

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 11/13/2008 06:20

    "Start by playing an instrument dick bag."

    BDSC, he already does…the acoustic skin flute…I have heard he is a master at it…

  5. someoneluvsu 11/13/2008 06:21

    Kayne deserves reparations,  and by reparations I mean ass rape. 

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 11/13/2008 06:21

    Why couldn't it have been Kanye's body found outside Paula's house?…see what I did there?…express hatred for asshat Kanye…and tie it to a previous thread…kiddies don't try this at home…

  7. ohmwrecker 11/13/2008 06:21

    I don't know about Phil Collins, but I think more hip hop artists should evolve their music. Maybe just not talk about it.

  8. RemSteale 11/13/2008 06:23

    Must be terrible to be someone for whom turning into Phil Collins could be called evolving

  9. grubber 11/13/2008 06:23

    come on, did we a few days ago crucified db (I think) for liking phil?

    we are so ahead of the pack!

    fuck kanye, the only thing we're agreed on is that golddigger sucked ass..

    most overrated (by self) person in existence (ok, maybe on par with mptw)

  10. grubber 11/13/2008 06:25

    fucking difficulties with the engrish language:

    *did we not a few days ago crucified db (I think) for liking phil?

  11. ohmwrecker 11/13/2008 06:25

    Must be terrible to be someone for whom turning into Phil Collins could be called evolving

    Especially considering Phil Collins has spent his career devolving. 

  12. Tito's Abdomen 11/13/2008 06:26

    I emulate Phil Collins as well. At least his hairline.

  13. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 11/13/2008 06:26

    I can feel it coming in the air tonight…. bitch…

  14. PollyAnna 11/13/2008 06:27

    So, it's a new thread, but is it a better thread?

  15. grubber 11/13/2008 06:27

    I can feel it them coming in the air my ass tonight..

    now give me my award, bitch

     

    Fixed 

  16. DB's Treasure 11/13/2008 06:28

    Phil Collins rules. I don't care what you yambags say. Roll that up and smoke it. 

  17. Jessica_Fangirl 11/13/2008 06:28

    Usher was the douche that said the name "Bill Dylan" at the Grammy's.  This fucking idiot is calling Jimi Hendrix the guy in the black and white photo.  I can see he gets his smarts from his momma.

  18. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 11/13/2008 06:28

    Had Kanye been dead outside of Paula's house being gutted by LDD then yes yes it would.  (p)Rick just added some more sauce to what you already cooked.

     

  19. PollyAnna 11/13/2008 06:28

    Wait, I cried when I watched "the Notebook".

  20. POOLMAN 11/13/2008 06:29

    you are a masterbater (p)Rick

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