11.14.2008 KANYE IS UNDER ARREST

Kanye West was arrested a few hours ago in the UK for assaulting a photographer but – brace yourself for the shock of your life – he will not be charged and has already been released.  TMZ says…

West was arrested at a hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning after allegedly getting into a tussle with a photog on his way out of the Tup Tup nightclub in Newcastle … After a short investigation, West was released from police custody without charges.

And the update…

Just spoke with the photog — who claims Kanye did, in fact, smash his face in around 2AM London time … According to the snapper, it all went down when Kanye was leaving the club with 4 girls, upset that he was being captured on film. After getting angry, Kanye allegedly got violent — shoving the camera into the snappers face, causing a cut on his nose.

Just three weeks ago Kanye was cleared for a similar incident in LA.  In that case, Kanye did it, on tape, and you can watch him do it and he even says his name while he admits that he's doing it.  Still, prosecutors felt they didn’t have enough evidence to crack the case.  Was it some master of disguise pretending to be Kanye?  Was it a hologram of Kanye, or did the camera maybe provoke Kanye before the videotape began, perhaps with racial slurs?  The cops are presumably hot on the trail of the real culprit, so stay tuned to Tyler for all the breaking news.

(these pictures of Kanye playing basketball, courtesy of Pacific Coast, have nothing to do with anything, they're not even new, they're from August, but they do show how cool and street he is.  Look at him D up on that middle aged white guy.  God he’s so hardcore I can barely even stand it.)

 




(179) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 11/14/2008 09:54

    so much for his MJ comparison…

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/14/2008 09:54

    Can this guy get any more douchey?  I mean I guess he could steal a sick kids' lollipop or something but other than that I don't know.

  3. mauri 11/14/2008 09:56

    Kuntye again. Lock him up in a cell for life with 20 homorapists. He can be the voice of our generation then while he screams. Stupid fucking cunt

  4. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/14/2008 09:56

    Who the fuck even knows what this bugger looks like anyway?

  5. DocTroy 11/14/2008 10:00

    D up Addidas.  Don't just stand there looking pretty for the camera.

  6. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/14/2008 10:02

    Last three picture are for our beloved Durdenistas,

     

    What you want a refund?

  7. Cloak 11/14/2008 10:02

    The voice of our generation. HARD. EDGY. And smacks around cameramen. Well, he seems to be the voice of the current hollywood generation, that's for damn sure.

  8. Paleomiz 11/14/2008 10:03

    I really need to become a celebrity so I can shove a chainsaw up a hooker's ass while I snort coke off a pile of money I extorted from some local businesses

  9. Mongro Jackson 11/14/2008 10:03

    Kanye by rear naked choke in the second round.  Oh, wait, this isn't sherdog.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 11/14/2008 10:05

    "I really need to become a celebrity so I can shove a chainsaw up a hooker's ass while I snort coke off a pile of money I extorted from some local businesses"

    I had no idea you wanted to be Jesse Jackson when you grew up, Doc

    ::singing…"someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Coalition…the lover, the dreamer, and me…"::

  11. DB's Treasure 11/14/2008 10:05

    Hey Kanye, "say hi to ya mutha for me, okay?"

  12. DB's Treasure 11/14/2008 10:06

    I, uh….that may have been a bit too much

  13. Zombie 11/14/2008 10:06

    Remember when Kanye got in a car accident, smashing his whole face up where he couldn't speak for months?

     If only he had been riding with Nick Hogan… dammit.

  14. Observer 11/14/2008 10:07

    Nobody is backing Kanye this time……

    http://tinyurl.com/55pnj6

  15. Observer 11/14/2008 10:08

    He does get around……

    http://tinyurl.com/594vzg

  16. Observer 11/14/2008 10:10

    How tall is Kanye???

    http://tinyurl.com/56xucu

  17. Observer 11/14/2008 10:12

    Im sure the excuse is …..

    ….."boys will be boys"…..

    http://tinyurl.com/6yjoej

  18. Sevenmack 11/14/2008 10:13

    And apparently, Kanye likes to do other disgusting things

     

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 11/14/2008 10:14

    "How tall is Kanye???"

    well, if I'd let him, I know his mouth could reach my penis…

  20. Sevenmack 11/14/2008 10:14

    Such as urinating in dressing rooms
    http://tinyurl.com/5zqshl

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