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November 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
If today gets any slower, time will start to go backwards. Dogs will unbark and rain will go up. It's gonna be awesome. But in the meantime, here's Keeley Hazell promoting some stupid game or something. These might the most boring Keeley pictures you ever see. I can't tell you who thought it would be a good idea to put her massive jugs in a support top and then drape her hair down her front so it hides everything, but I'd like to say this to that person: Fuck You. I hate you. I hate you and I hope you die, right now, in front of your parents and/or kids.