Nicole Kidman and the cast of "Australia" were in Sydney last night for the epic movies world premiere, but hold on to your hats, because Nicole had shocking news for both her fans. Nicole says…
"I’m pale and bony, and people often think their house is haunted when I’m there."
No not really. The Daily Mail says…
She also revealed she's considering a hiatus from acting to have more children. 'I'm in a place in my life where I've had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children,' said the 41-year-old, who has a 4-month-old girl with Urban and two adopted children Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, from her marriage to Tom Cruise. 'There's many things I want to do besides act.'
I also have an important decision to make. Is Nicole still bang-able, or has time passed her by? I'm leaning toward No, she sort of looks Daisy Duck, and I like ducks as much as the next little girl does, but there have been very very few that I wanted to have sex with.
I'm going to meet her and Huge Hackman tomorrow night!!
W00t!~
She's still very bangable and I'd be more than happy to impregnate her multiple times if Urban is unwilling.
"'There's many things I want to do besides act.'"
for God's sake, just don't release the tension in your neck…your head will take off like a cheap hobby store bottle rocket…
I'd rail her boney, pale ass.
Sometimes her nose looks all pointy and sometimes it doesnt. I cant decide if she is attractive or not either
She's more than welcome to just go away. In fact, I've got a list here of people to take with ya…
what will we do? she's not going to act anymore! oh the agony.
Samantha is all I can think about when I see her…ick..take her away
I wonder if this Isabella chick is hot…….
That would be a big NO. (Although the blue streak in her hair and the Ramones tee tell me she's probably all about a hot carl.)
Lube required.
I will miss her blank stare and unemotiveness.
Isabella is adopted so she doesn't look like Tom or Nicole, but she is cute. Warning, she's a Scientologist though so you have to paint your penis to look like a little L Ron Hubbard before she'll kiss it.
I fell in love with her in Days Of Thunder. I'd wreck her Australian pussy.
seeing such preternaturally taut skin and bony protrusions on a woman younger than I, I have reason to thank God and Her infinite wisdom for creating me fat…yes, I'm repugnant from the chin(s) down, but at least my face doesn't look like Mom made my ponytail too tight…
<====== What about this, ohm? Will you miss this?
Ehh, I guess there are better out there. Although she beats the hell out of Heather Gra- I mean Jennifer Garner.
Post that link, Mac. It's too small to see.
db- Far and Away turned me onto the fiesty Irish chick. one of which i have been able to scratch from the list. no lube was required, viagra may have been beneficial though.
Oh thank god! Good riddance to bad rubbish! I'd rather watch a dead fish float down the river than to watch this fucking hag try to act.
She has not been hot since Billy Zane ripped her shorts off and gave her a well-deserved try-out fuck on that boat in the movie "DEad Calm".
Not that I have anything against fucking ducks.