11.13.2008 PARIS SHOULD PICK THIS ONE

TMZ says today that a girl named Corrie Loftin, currently a contestant on Paris Hiltons reality show on MTV, also sometimes goes by the name Devin Lexen.  "Sometimes" meaning, "when she’s posing naked for Playboy".  Poor Paris.  I bet she’s just disgusted right now.  Publicity is good, but not if it cheapens ones image.  I just hope she doesn’t give up her singing and acting career because of this scandal. 

(Okay I have a new mac book but I don't have photoshop on it yet, meaning I don't have any decent picture editing software, so the pics are HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.)



(73) Comments

  1. Her Royal Highness 11/13/2008 14:11

    We are fist!

  2. TheDude 11/13/2008 14:14

    She'd be much hotter without the fake tits.  Did the doctor/butcher even attempt any semblance to real tits?

  3. JC 11/13/2008 14:15

    Get off the throne, Liz! The smell is awful…

    I have a vid or 2 or her someplace (Devin, not the Queen) 

  4. Brendon01 11/13/2008 14:17

    So are her nipples supposed to be pointing up?

  5. DB's Treasure 11/13/2008 14:17

    I like the second to last pic where you can see her clam sticking out a little from her ass.

  6. Fussy Bitch 11/13/2008 14:19

    Which way are her nipples pointing, it's like a lazy eye. Bad boob job…superb photo shop job, they got all the track marks, butt acne and scabs. 

  7. JC 11/13/2008 14:20

    BTW, it's DAVIN, not Devin, FWIW in a Google search.

    The vid I have is one of those boring BTS photoshoot ones, 2 minutes long. Upping now. 

  8. davebo 11/13/2008 14:21

    Her nipples shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

  9. essequemodeia 11/13/2008 14:22

    That shitty boob job deserves me.

  10. scum 11/13/2008 14:24

    Why do girls tramps get those stupid belly button piercings? Is it a doorknocker to get them to open thier legs?

  11. SuperB 11/13/2008 14:24

    its boobs like that which make me want to keep the ones I was given forever.

    Rest of the body is banging though….

  12. Tito's Abdomen 11/13/2008 14:24

    I like the fact that the girl is not too shy to show the world her surgically fucked up body.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 11/13/2008 14:25

    with Penis' wonky eye and this chick's wonky nips, I think it's a pairing fit for porn…

  14. scum 11/13/2008 14:27

    Her nipples keep moving around like the icon on my cell phone when it's searching for service. Maybe she is searching to be serviced.

  15. Grim Reamer 11/13/2008 14:27

    Super,

    Everybody wants to keep the ones you were given.

  16. Observer 11/13/2008 14:27

    I feel embarrassed for poor Paris Hilton.……

    ……I can only pray that Paris is not too shamed and scandalized by this  "Corrie / Deven"s" indescretions.

     

    "Fool me once …..shame on me……spurt in my face for a camera……$14.99 plus shipping and handling"

  17. Grim Reamer 11/13/2008 14:28

    Fussy,

     

    Those are all the reasons I hate to watch porn in HD

  18. Tito's Abdomen 11/13/2008 14:28

    Why are there books and a guitar in some of the pic. Are we supposed to think this girl can do anything besides undress and spread her legs?

  19. Boba Fett 11/13/2008 14:29

    I like the one titled "HERE" best.

  20. JC 11/13/2008 14:30

    From a few years ago, a Cyber vid of her. 10 MB, 2 minutes, not very exciting.

    http://sharebee.com/38b19b43 

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