11.07.2008 RIHANNA PASSED OUT

Rihanna was in Sydney last night, and toward the end of "Umbrella" she was noticeably dizzy before she stumbled off stage where she reportedly passed out. Although you can't tell by the song, which goes on just fine, even after she was unconscious. That pre-recorded track is a real pro.  But she's okay now, according to E!

"It was very hot at the venue, so after Rihanna's set was over, she went off stage to sit down, catch her breath and have some water," her rep tells E! News. "She is perfectly healthy and will be at her show tomorrow."
The incident took place shortly after the chart topper finished her final performance of the night, "Umbrella," with beau Chris Brown. In video footage taken of the concert, Rihanna is seen slightly hunched over and leaving the stage after finishing her last verse—but before the end of the song.

This is bullshit.  They shouldn’t put up with Rihannas lightheaded ass.  They should give all songs to Kim from DHoA.  Now that bitch is a singer.  "For youuu-uuuhhh-ah-yooouuuhhh."  If she could somehow do a duet with Randy Watson, who you may know as Joe the Policeman from the "What’s Goin Down" episode of "That’s My Mama", I would literally die from shrieking with delight.



(108) Comments

  1. thedudeabides 11/07/2008 11:40

    Whatever, I'd still do her

     

     

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/07/2008 11:40

    Too bad she didn't die =(

  3. thedudeabides 11/07/2008 11:40

    Because, you know, I like my women unconcious

  4. ham sandwich 11/07/2008 11:41

    I guess Austrailia has problems with aliens too. What? She's not illegal? Oh.

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2008 11:43

    When she fell, her fivehead killed three roadies…R.I.P. dudes…

  6. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/07/2008 11:43

    thedudeabides,
    Wow! You're still with us. long time no see. Welcome back, Kim Jong Il Jr.!

  7. Lizwaves 11/07/2008 11:44

    When she fell, her fivehead killed three roadies…R.I.P. dudes…

     

    If the singing career ever goes bust, she could sell that space for ads. 

  8. thedudeabides 11/07/2008 11:47

     

    This is such bullshit, so if she passes out it is a "medical problem" but when I slip a honey some Rohibnol they call it "date rape"

    And thanks TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slappy WTF

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2008 11:48

    "When she fell, her fivehead killed three roadies…R.I.P. dudes…

    If the singing career ever goes bust, she could sell that space for ads."

    and with the storage space between her ears, she's a home-based business all ready to go…

  10. POOLMAN 11/07/2008 11:49

    I whipped out my cock on the front row, she saw it and the video shows the rest

  11. POOLMAN 11/07/2008 11:50

    I still do not give a fuck friday

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2008 11:51

    I whipped out my cock off my shirt on the front row, she saw it and the video shows the rest…I consider it a mercy killing…

  13. SuperB 11/07/2008 11:52

    She is fucking pregnant…I am calling it right now.  Mark the words

  14. Fussy Bitch 11/07/2008 11:54

    I was thinking the same thing SB, preggers all the way.

  15. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/07/2008 11:54

    mark it! 

    Not sure why but this thread brought this other thread into my head — Bugarian Idol:
    http://tinyurl.com/6ntqql

    Fucking A right!  Gotta get some lunch. I'm starving.

  16. POOLMAN 11/07/2008 11:55

    I did not do it!!!!!!!!!

  17. dirtydiane 11/07/2008 11:56

    Does this bitch annoy anyone else as much as me?  She is worthless as tits on a bull.  And can't sing for shit.  Oh, and her hair looks stupid.  All the time.

  18. Silverback 11/07/2008 11:57

    Unconscious woman with a pre recorded soundtrack ? Sounds like a night in Alhambra with Phil Spector. Might be patent issues there. 

  19. My Penis, The Weapon 11/07/2008 11:57

    You know the saying, "Its my duty to please that booty" ?

    Well, I kind of want to beat her to death with the jawbone of the guy from the last post.

    Thats all…

  20. SuperB 11/07/2008 11:57

    DD- check check and check…you are correct as always my dear

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