The whole damn world was down in Miami this weekend, and that included Russell Simmons and some hot black girl and some less hot white girl. I’m assuming they were together because at one point Russell pulled at the white girls bikini and flashed her boob. There didn’t seem to be any hard feelings, because they took a picture together just a moment later, but this chick is being a fool. She should kill him. That’s the beauty of being a girl in this country. You can shoot a guy then give yourself a black eye and you won't even go to jail. In fact you'll probably get a bunch of endorsements out of it. She should do that and then sue his estate. She could own Phat Farm by Wednesday.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
Dunno how long did the boobflashing last, but pretty impressive how photographers manage to get the precise moment, gg paparazzi ! :)
That's a nice tit, just a handful, and my mouth would look great on it. Not even going to comment on his Exorcist-like spider walk pose although I guess I just did.
Nice little boobie there.
Russell, I feel ya, bro. I always have to molest an ugly woman before I do yoga.
Give the man credit, he's still alive after being married to that horrible nip Kimora. BTW, I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down.
I'm sure the lovely negress was all smiles! I want to fling myself on her while I shaft her whilst neighing like a stallion!
I always check the produce before I head to the checkout lane.
A squeeze here and a thumb there….and you can be sure you're getting good merchandise.
5 years ago….he'd be swinging from a tree the next day…….and she'd have her head shaved.
I don't think the black girl is that hot.
Ditto BIX. That's so staged, it's not even worth commenting on. Her lovely titty… now that's another story altogether ;)
Def and Dum.
I would hit that if I could get some Ebony & Ivory. That is all.
Nice Urdhva Dhanurasana in that last pic. Congratulations, old timer!
Does he not realize both chicks are pretty gross– especially if you line them up next to his bank account balance. Good grief man.
Those are two extremely ugly people.
"Simmons convinced the Beastie Boys that Licensed to Ill was a much-better title for their debut album than the original title Don't Be a Faggot."
Simmons -1
Morg,
Those are his bodyguards. He thought she was wearing a pledge pin on her uniform.
He's really with the girl in the pink in the background of pic 6. Seriously.
"Those are
twothree extremely ugly people."great…Monday still suckie suckie…and not in a good way…now I have that much more bile to swallow…
Mongro! One of my favorite lines there. Thanks.
(P)Rick, you could always hang out at the lingerie department, aka Victoria's Secret post.