Summer Glau would probably be the best-looking woman in the room on most occasions, but she learned a valuable lesson last night (as did Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Shahi, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini, Amber Valletta and every other woman on earth): Don’t go anywhere where Megan Fox will be, because she’s way way better looking than you and no one will even notice you’re there. Megan Fox is so impossibly hot, I would go down on her even if it turns out she’s a guy.
I must drink her!
She must drink me.
Her bottom is my goddess! Her slit is my moon! Her voice is the swift winds of evening which sweep clean the consciousness of the world!
Mutual consumption, Cloak. Good, eh?
So which one of these guys got the award?
I'd wear her ovaries around my ears. My dick would barricade itself in that pussy.
Award for what?
Oh, I did, I guess. I'm a born winner. And LNoJ, I would smoke her glands, I would lick her smiles off of the mirror hazed over with smoke, I would shaft her until the blood comes…
Megan Fox is so impossibly hot, I would go down on her even if it turns out she’s a guy.
I did that once. I DON'T recommend it.
doc,
that's irrelevant to the pictures of megan fox. her dress has a raging hard-on.
I'd snort shit out of her ass mony.
and eat period from her pussy until it tasted like koolaid.
i wouldn't shoot it on her face just because my momma taught me not to fuck up nice thangs.
but hell…after she lived with me for 6 months and i got annoyed by her ass, i'd stick it in her face splash it like a methodist baptism.
Why does her face always look greasy, like somebody just busted a nut all over it?
The GoddamnQueer Man Of The Year Awards with the
topbottom man of the year award going to……….PEPPER. "Boo, Hiss, Hate hate hate hate hate". God bless Silky Johnson.I would let her shit in my hands and then roll the odiferous slug around in my love-smitten mitts… The most beautiful objet d'art a large intestine ever produced. I would thus lick her arsehole and swiftly bugger her with a fury previously unseen in the likes of men!
I'd remove the eye from a choir girl and insert it into her cunt just to prove my love! I'm no rake!
I would like to see her and Angelina Jolie at a function. Time to throw ol' Angie off her throan
Megan Fox is like the Tiger Woods of hot bitches.
No. Fucking. Equal.
She probably has a mean close game, too, if you catch where my drift is headed
I meant throne
Are you talking about the same person I see? The one with the stupid face?