Vida Guerra hit the beach in Miami yesterday, and I’ve never found her to be especially attractive, but at least she doesn't hide from who she is. She’s a model famous for having a big ass, so by golly, she went out and she showed off her ass. I think maybe I’m just intimidated by a big ass. If she were on her hands and knees and I was behind her I can’t swear I could find where my penis goes. My aim sucks anyway. It takes me ten minutes to put a pillow in a pillowcase for christs sake, so me finding a two inch slit hidden behind her donkey ass would be an accomplishment on par with the steam engine.
(picture source = splash news)
Is that her bodyguard?
Oh, sorry…fist.
A big bag of fists.
Great arse thanks muchly Sarah palin…
a model? srsly?
srsly..on drugs or drunk perhaps? not unlike myself and my Grandmother…I steal her pain meds and that's ok Munchkin…do drugs…It's kewl if you are a young Jesuit Priest…
MODELS LEAD HORRIBLE FUCKING LIVES
ABANDON ALL DICKS YE WHO ENTER THAT CRACK
Fuck me..I cleaned my bike chain and lubed it and I do believe I got more of a fuckin hardon than all of todays posts..fuck me…I'm orf to Knightsbridge right now and I may plan to rob a safety deposit emporium…peace.
Crabbus..that's a nice arse.
That is the best. Unless you're gay.
whoah. this is a strange thread. I come into to the office at 10 (sue me, my train didn't go) and all there is is 9 lousy comments. pfah.
Grubber..fuck off back to to the station then yer cunt if you have nothing brilliant to add.
Does she?
get some sleep madge, you sound tired.
A pony girl once in a while is good for the soul. This one's fit for the bridle, bit or hackamore.
*cue gynuwhine-song: ride it, my pony..*
I'd hit it from the back, that's for sure. as much as I love boobs, I'm an ass-man at heart (as everybody already knows, I realize)
Her pancreas appears to be strong and healthy (nod to grubber).
RIDE HER SHITHOLE YOU ARGENT FUZZCOCK
Bootie Tuesday? WTF?
I want Tittay Tuesday!!
well ladies, why don't you go and make EMN's day?
*leans back and twiddles fingers, hits F5 repeatedly*
if she has a 2 inch slit i'm the next President