11.17.2008 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

I’m as surprised as anyone that Stacy Keibler had one of the most disappointing celebrity bodies on the beach this weekend in Miami.  A hot body was pretty much her only marketable talent.  She has no tits anymore and her ass is getting kinda big.  They should make coke legal.  All the models looked great when everyone did coke.  And it’s a victimless crime, just like prostitution, or necrophilia.


(258) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 11/17/2008 10:25

    shaboing

  2. TW 11/17/2008 10:25

    It's the shitty bathing suit. Didn't someone tell her that that Nuva-Ring goes in her vag and not on her top?

  3. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/17/2008 10:26

    She looks hollowed out.

  4. DB's Treasure 11/17/2008 10:27

    I'd fuck and fill every hole on her body. 

  5. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/17/2008 10:29

    "does this Castro Military hat make my ass look big"

    "yes honey"

  6. Long_Duk_Dong 11/17/2008 10:29

    Hey Keibler…I got some elf'n magic for you…right upside your forehead…skeet skeet skeet

  7. Observer 11/17/2008 10:29

    Selfish bitch……being flat-chested and pouchy on my boss' dime.

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 11/17/2008 10:31

    to paraphrase the immortal boys from that little old band from Texas…aka ZZ Top…"She's got legs…and apparently very little else…"

  9. POOLMAN 11/17/2008 10:31

    I will hollow her out

  10. DB's Treasure 11/17/2008 10:31

    I really hope I am not the only guy here man enough to admit he'd rail this bitch hard.

  11. TW 11/17/2008 10:32

    "pouchy"  hahahahaha! Nice.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 11/17/2008 10:32

    I think I can "C" her section…

  13. Long_Duk_Dong 11/17/2008 10:32

    DB - I'm right behind HER

  14. Long_Duk_Dong 11/17/2008 10:35

    Nailing her…. not waiting on you by any means…whew…. glad I cleared that up

  15. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/17/2008 10:35

    DB. I would toss one in her, yes. Like I said, she looks hollow (but not in a Tara Reid sense of hollow. *shudder*) and needs filling.

  16. TW 11/17/2008 10:37

    I'm gonna have a tangerine in a minute. Thanks.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 11/17/2008 10:38

    DB, at this point, any woman not firing a weapon at me, spraying me with mace, or using a stun gun on me I consider fair game for 1.32 seconds of the most intense pleasure I she will ever know…

  18. Ass Tagger 11/17/2008 10:38

    Stacy Keibler's "worst" is still far better than most others' "best."

  19. Mac-Daddy 11/17/2008 10:41

    I would prolly nail all of the WWE Divas!

    They all hot as hell!!!

    Except maybe for that old Elizabeth chick

  20. Lightdragon 11/17/2008 10:45

    what ass tagger said.

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