AMYS HUSBAND IS BACK IN JAIL

In June of this year, Amy Winehouses' idiot drug addict husband Blake Fielder went to prison for attempting to bribe a witness in an assault trial.  He was originally sentenced to 27 months but was released to a rehab facility just about one month ago.  And of course he screwed it up, and now he may be in jail until 2010 for violating his parole.  Oh, but hold on to your hats, because you'll never guess how.  The Sun says…

BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL is going back to jail after failing a drugs test.The junkie, 26, dashed to his wife’s hospital bedside last night from rehab after being told the news.A source said: “Blake did a runner. He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose — everyone was totally shocked.“He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didn’t have much to lose.”A source said: “If he had stayed in prison last month rather than taking the rehab option he was set to be released at the end of this month. He’s blown it.”

I really don’t think it's too much to ask that society bestow me with the power to decide who lives and who dies.  If you think I can't be trusted, consider this: once I'm in charge, these two are the first to get it.  Huh?  Huh?  What do you think now?  Not so crazy now is it?