12.12.2008 AUBREY IS GAY NOW OR SOMETHING

I guess I missed this earlier in the week and I didn’t see it anywhere else so it was easy to miss but I was just reminded of it and Jesus Christ this may be the worst intro I’ve ever done, a bold statement considering I’m barely literate.  Page Six says…

HAS Aubrey O'Day (above, left) switched teams? The star showed up the other day at SKY Group's launch of the BlackBerry Pearl Flip at Highbar and later at NASCAR's party at Marquee with a woman she introduced as "my girlfriend."
O'Day said she was making a statement against California's Prop 8, which made gay marriage illegal. Not that she wants to marry her "girlfriend" if Prop 8 is ever overturned. "We don't need a piece of paper to validate our relationship," O'Day joked, adding that her dog, Ginger, was "also a lesbian."

Well very obviously this girl isn’t really a lesbian, but she probably is bi, because all sexy girls are bi.  Most of them know it already and admit it, the rest just need enough tequila and/or money.  As a footnote, you should know I'm basing this mostly on blind wishful thinking as opposed to any real accepted "facts".  

NOTE: that’s not her alleged girlfriend in the banner picture.  That’s Playmate Jayde Nicole.  It's just fun to picture them getting it on, so that’s why it’s there.  UPDATE – I need to mention that the very underrated Media Take Out was the first to talk about this as far as I know, and they say her gf’s name is Stef, and might be the girl in the pictures below.  Now wasn’t that exciting?


(184) Comments

  1. man bear pig 12/12/2008 08:11

    I'd like to see those two engaged in some fisting.

  2. Pottz 12/12/2008 08:12

    Yay…Fucking Titty Friday!!!

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 12/12/2008 08:13

    in the classic words of male Durdenites…"Pics or it didn't happen"…

  4. ham sandwich 12/12/2008 08:14

    I didn't see Tom Cruise in any of the pics.

  5. DocTroy 12/12/2008 08:16

    i'd like to be the meat in vag sandwich.

    prudes

  6. Death to Finkle! 12/12/2008 08:16

    I'd rather see vintage Bettie.  Or Fussy's nip.

  7. Death to Finkle! 12/12/2008 08:17

    That's bone. And the lettering is something called
    Silian Rail.

  8. Sensei John Kreese 12/12/2008 08:17

    Has there been any scissoring?

  9. SuperB 12/12/2008 08:17

    I dont know what is the worst part of this pic…the dog hiding in the poofy skirt or that vapid look she has kicking on her face

    I imgine licking this bitches box would be about as exciting as me trying to get that last semi-melted milk dud out of the mini box with my tongue

  10. ohmwrecker 12/12/2008 08:19

    Someone find some Jayde Nicole pics. Post haste!

  11. DB's Treasure 12/12/2008 08:20

    B-list celebrities and their small dogs should be dipped in boiling jet fuel. Only in America can a fucking little rat…uh, I mean dog…be a fucking accessory. Babies are stealing that spotlight, though, and fast. Miserable fucktard hollywood assholes. 

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 12/12/2008 08:20

    "I imagine licking this bitches box would be about as exciting as me trying to get that last semi-melted milk dud out of the mini box with my tongue"

    Wrong on two counts, B

    1. Milk Duds = chocolate AND caramel…WAY exciting for a fat man…
    2. the mental image of you licking  a candy box for the last piece of candy…also WAY exciting for a fat man…

    carry on…

  13. Ass Tagger 12/12/2008 08:21

    Well, she's going to hell.

    The Westboro Baptist Church told me so and I'm pretty sure they'll be picketing Aubrey right after hitting Bettie Page's funeral.

  14. Slaappy got fingerbanged 12/12/2008 08:22

    Jayde with her cool tattoo

    http://tinyurl.com/5o6ppq

  15. Pottz 12/12/2008 08:22

    Jayde Nichole? OHM, you sure do like the skanks. Ten bucks says you're living with a permanent STD cause of the rotten tail you've laid. 

    Just like you told Kreese, I'm just bored and trying to start some shit!

  16. Death to Finkle! 12/12/2008 08:22

    What's the boiling point on jet fuel?  Researching that would also be WAY exciting.  At least moreso than looking at this cunt.

  17. ohmwrecker 12/12/2008 08:23

    Someone needs to tell this bitch that fake tits and duck lips ain't helping her situation.

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 12/12/2008 08:24

    "B-list celebrities and their small dogs should be dipped in boiling jet fuel."

    DB, given two of my children are a Chihuahua and a miniature French poodle, I can only support the hot jet fuel treatment for the slags misusing the doggies…

  19. DB's Treasure 12/12/2008 08:24

    R!

    E!

    S!

    P!

    S!!!!!

     

    "Sammy! What the fuck!?!?" 

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